《Hard Wit No Hoe》歌词

[00:00:00] Hard Wit No Hoe - KMD

[00:00:00] I wish I could go along with you

[00:00:02] But I do have a problem

[00:00:04] I've got

[00:00:04] My (Soul )

[00:00:07] But I can't find my (Damn Hoe )

[00:00:10] Damn Damn Damn

[00:00:12] Damn Damn Damn Hoe

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[00:00:27] Poor X not only do

[00:00:29] I headsweat from headsets

[00:00:29] Full time Era come at X

[00:00:31] From knockin' Z's correct

[00:00:32] Next step's to count sheep

[00:00:34] But too many sheep ain't jumpin'

[00:00:36] Hurdles they sleep

[00:00:36] Yeah they sleep

[00:00:37] I think I'll check a shorter story

[00:00:39] Title: Bo's Hoe

[00:00:39] Sound's boring perfect for these

[00:00:41] Sleepless nights

[00:00:42] Though I feel quite over-aged

[00:00:44] Yeah I know

[00:00:45] Turn the page

[00:00:55] Book-marks the first page

[00:00:56] And reads once upon an age

[00:00:58] In a far far land

[00:00:59] Lived three farmers

[00:01:00] Tom Sam and Bo of course

[00:01:02] From behind Tom's black

[00:01:02] Fence Tom peeps across

[00:01:04] Just to witness Sam's crop business

[00:01:06] Boomin' like the big guy's

[00:01:08] But get this

[00:01:08] Sam sold to uncles and cousins

[00:01:10] Poor Tom crams

[00:01:11] He sold his to get a fence

[00:01:12] Like Sam (yeah)

[00:01:13] Page 2: Sam view's the sight

[00:01:15] What goes at Bo's over his picket white

[00:01:17] Slowly he peeks only to see Bo plantin'

[00:01:20] Sweet potatoes with his brand new hoe

[00:01:22] Bo sees Sam but's not frettin'

[00:01:23] More sweatin'

[00:01:24] Thinkin' about steppin' to the crib

[00:01:26] Forgettin'

[00:01:26] ＇bout his brand new hoe

[00:01:27] Old Mickey D would say Sam's tricky

[00:01:29] The plot thickens

[00:01:30] Onto page 3

[00:01:31] Damn Damn Damn

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[00:01:40] Top of the mornin'

[00:01:41] Sun's up skies are blue

[00:01:42] Once nothin

[00:01:43] Then cock a doodle doo

[00:01:45] All three knew this tool more than well

[00:01:47] Sure beats alarm bells

[00:01:48] They induce head swells

[00:01:49] Well clock says Sam's

[00:01:50] Off to tend to his crop

[00:01:51] Time says Farmer Tom's off to mop

[00:01:54] Bo's up and at 'em

[00:01:55] Then twitches one eye

[00:01:56] For something here is not quite cipher

[00:01:58] E-I-E-I-O screamed Bo

[00:02:00] Left on my lawn

[00:02:01] Now it's gone

[00:02:02] Where's my hoe

[00:02:03] O woe is me

[00:02:04] How will I ever plant seeds

[00:02:05] Lay the fertilizer

[00:02:06] Dig up the weeds

[00:02:07] Plus make true my foremost desire

[00:02:09] To get a picket fence

[00:02:10] And trash the chicken wire

[00:02:12] By uh 100% life gets hard

[00:02:14] When one hoe goes from one's garden

[00:02:17] Damn Damn Damn

[00:02:19] Damn Damn

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[00:02:35] Page 4: Little Bo weeped

[00:02:36] Cleared tears from eyes

[00:02:38] Then Little Bo peeped

[00:02:39] Through a hole in Sam's six foot fence

[00:02:41] Where Sam was seen plantin'

[00:02:42] Tall and short pea plants

[00:02:43] Hence the moral of the fable

[00:02:45] Always keep a boring book

[00:02:46] On your night table

[00:02:47] A Tom is not able

[00:02:48] But when you grow up to be a farmer

[00:02:50] Keep an eye on your yard

[00:02:51] Cuz with no hoe it's hard

[00:02:54] Damn Damn

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