《Online》歌词

[00:00:00] Online - Country Crusaders

[00:00:22] I work down at the pizza pit

[00:00:25] I drive an old Hyundai

[00:00:29] I still live with my mom and dad

[00:00:32] I'm five two overweight

[00:00:35] I'm a Sci Fi fanatic

[00:00:37] Mild asthmatic

[00:00:39] Never been to second base

[00:00:43] There's a whole nother me

[00:00:45] That you need to see

[00:00:47] Go check out my space

[00:00:50] Cause online I'm out in Hollywood

[00:00:54] Six for five and I look damn good

[00:00:57] I drive a Maserati

[00:00:59] I'm a black belt in Karate

[00:01:01] And I love a good glass of wine

[00:01:04] It turns girls on

[00:01:07] That I'm mysterious

[00:01:08] Tell em I don't want nothing serious

[00:01:12] Cause even on a slow day

[00:01:13] I can have a three way

[00:01:15] Chat with two women at one time

[00:01:18] I'm so much cooler online

[00:01:22] So much cooler online

[00:01:26] I get home I kiss my mom

[00:01:29] Magic fixes me a snack

[00:01:33] I head down to my basement bedroom

[00:01:37] Fire up my Mac

[00:01:41] In real life the only time I

[00:01:44] Ever even been to L A

[00:01:47] Was when I got the chance

[00:01:49] With the marching band

[00:01:51] To play tuba in the Rose Parade

[00:01:55] Online I live in Malibu

[00:01:58] I posed for Calvin Kline

[00:02:00] I've been in GQ

[00:02:02] I'm single and I'm rich

[00:02:03] And I got a set of six pack abs

[00:02:06] That'll blow your mind

[00:02:09] It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

[00:02:13] I tell em I don't want nothing serious

[00:02:16] Cause even on a slow day

[00:02:18] I can have a three way

[00:02:20] Chat with two women at one time

[00:02:23] I'm so much cooler online

[00:02:28] Yeah I'm cooler online

[00:02:30] When you got my kinda stats

[00:02:32] It's hard to get a date

[00:02:34] Let alone a real girlfriend

[00:02:37] But I grow another foot

[00:02:39] And I lose a bunch of weight

[00:02:41] Everytime I log in

[00:02:59] Online I'm out in Hollywood

[00:03:03] Six for five and I look damn good

[00:03:06] Even on a slow day

[00:03:08] I can have a three way

[00:03:10] Chat with two women at one time

[00:03:13] I'm so much cooler online

[00:03:17] Yeah I'm cooler online

[00:03:20] I'm so much cooler online

[00:03:24] Yeah I'm cooler online

[00:03:28] Yeah I'm cooler online

[00:03:31] Hey

[00:03:32] Yeah I'm cooler online

[00:03:35] Yeah I'm cooler online

[00:03:38] Yeah I'm see you online

[00:03:43] Yeah I'm cooler online

[00:03:46] Yeah I'm cooler online

[00:03:50] Yeah I'm cooler online