《The Credit Card Song (Re-Recording)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Credit Card Song - Dick Feller

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[00:00:04] Well I guess this story must begin

[00:00:05] 我想这个故事必须拉开序幕

[00:00:05] That fateful day a way back when

[00:00:07] 那决定命运的一天很久以前

[00:00:07] I decided I should have a credit card

[00:00:11] 我决定我应该办一张信用卡

[00:00:11] So I filled out this application

[00:00:14] 所以我填写了申请表

[00:00:14] Listed all my recommendations

[00:00:16] 列出我所有的建议

[00:00:16] Sent it off in the mail

[00:00:17] 把它邮寄出去

[00:00:17] And in a month or so the mailman

[00:00:19] 大概一个月后邮递员

[00:00:19] Brought me my brand new charge all card

[00:00:22] 给我带来全新的东西全是信用卡

[00:00:22] Better than checks

[00:00:24] 比支票更好

[00:00:24] Safer than money

[00:00:25] 比金钱更安全

[00:00:25] And not near as dirty

[00:00:29] 也没有那么肮脏

[00:00:29] Well it laid around for a couple of days

[00:00:31] 已经躺了好几天

[00:00:31] And finally I thought what the hay

[00:00:33] 最后我想这是什么玩意儿

[00:00:33] Why not see if this thing 'll really work

[00:00:37] 为何不试试这玩意儿能否管用

[00:00:37] So I went down to my favorite store

[00:00:39] 于是我去了我最喜欢的商店

[00:00:39] Picked out three or four shirts or more

[00:00:41] 挑选了三四件衬衫

[00:00:41] A pair of pants and a striped tie

[00:00:43] 一条裤子一条条纹领带

[00:00:43] And the man came by and said

[00:00:45] 那个男人走过来说

[00:00:45] Yes Sir cash or charge

[00:00:47] 是的先生现金还是信用卡

[00:00:47] I said yes put it on my credit card

[00:00:49] 我答应了把钱存到我的信用卡里

[00:00:49] Write that dude up ahhh convenient

[00:00:55] 给那家伙写信方便

[00:00:55] Now I put that card away in a drawer

[00:00:57] 现在我把卡片放在抽屉里

[00:00:57] And I never charged one dollar more

[00:00:59] 我从未多收一分钱

[00:00:59] Then one day in the mail I got this bill

[00:01:03] 有一天我收到一张账单

[00:01:03] Typed on a card all full of holes

[00:01:05] 打在一张千疮百孔的卡片上

[00:01:05] That says do not staple bend or fold

[00:01:07] 上面写着不要订书机弯曲或折叠

[00:01:07] Was the astronomical figure of thirty two hundred dollars

[00:01:10] 是三千二百美元这个天文数字吗

[00:01:10] And forty two cents when

[00:01:13] 还有四十二美分

[00:01:13] There's been a mistake

[00:01:15] 这是个错误

[00:01:15] So I got on the phone hello hello

[00:01:21] 于是我打电话

[00:01:21] I got Mr Black and Mr Brown

[00:01:23] 我有布莱克先生和布朗先生

[00:01:23] And then I got the run a round

[00:01:25] 然后我又大获全胜

[00:01:25] 'Til finally Mr Green came on the line

[00:01:29] 直到格林先生打来电话

[00:01:29] I said Sir this may be hard to take

[00:01:31] 我说先生这可能很难接受

[00:01:31] But your computer's made a mistake

[00:01:33] 但你的电脑出了问题

[00:01:33] It says I owe more money than I've ever seen

[00:01:36] 上面写着我欠下的钱前所未有的多

[00:01:36] And he said people like you make mistakes

[00:01:39] 他说像你这样的人会犯错

[00:01:39] Computers do not lie

[00:01:41] 电脑不会骗人

[00:01:41] Send us the bread P D Q

[00:01:47] 把钱寄给我们

[00:01:47] Well this had just about done me in

[00:01:49] 这件事差点让我痛不欲生

[00:01:49] So I grabbed that computer card again

[00:01:51] 于是我又拿起电脑卡

[00:01:51] The one with all those holes punched out so nice

[00:01:55] 那个被我打了好多洞的家伙真是漂亮

[00:01:55] And I threw it on the floor and I stomped it twice

[00:01:57] 我把它扔在地上狠狠地踩了两下

[00:01:57] And then I whipped out my pocket knife

[00:01:59] 然后我掏出我的小刀

[00:01:59] And punched out a few more holes

[00:02:00] 又打了几个洞

[00:02:00] Where there hadn't been no holes before

[00:02:02] 以前这里没有任何空洞

[00:02:02] And I bent it double

[00:02:04] 我让它加倍弯曲

[00:02:04] Stapled it across the end

[00:02:07] 把它钉在了最后

[00:02:07] Drove my car over it

[00:02:09] 我开着车一路狂飙

[00:02:09] Stick that up your computer

[00:02:13] 把它贴在你的电脑上

[00:02:13] I sent her back in and never heard no more

[00:02:15] 我把她送回去再也没有消息

[00:02:15] 'Til one day the mailman came to the door

[00:02:17] 直到有一天邮递员来到我家门前

[00:02:17] With a special delivery from the charge all place

[00:02:21] 带着来自各地的特殊快递

[00:02:21] Inside was a note from Mr Green

[00:02:23] 里面是格林先生的一封信

[00:02:23] Said we ran your card through our machine

[00:02:25] 说我们用我们的机器刷了你的卡

[00:02:25] And it tells us that you overpaid your bill

[00:02:28] 它告诉我们你多付了账单

[00:02:28] Enclosed is a check payable to you

[00:02:31] 随信附上一张抬头为你的支票

[00:02:31] For nine thousand dollars

[00:02:34] 九千块

[00:02:34] We appreciate your business

[00:02:39] 我们感谢你的关心

[00:02:39] Well I got back on the phone again called Mr Green

[00:02:42] 我再次拨通电话给Green先生打去电话

[00:02:42] And he was I

[00:02:43] 他就是我

[00:02:43] And I said I think there is something you should know

[00:02:47] 我说我觉得有些事情你应该知道

[00:02:47] Then I told him what the computer had done

[00:02:49] 然后我告诉他电脑做了什么

[00:02:49] And I said just remember you're the one

[00:02:52] 我说记住你是我的唯一

[00:02:52] That told me computer's do not lie

[00:02:55] 告诉我电脑不会骗人

[00:02:55] Thank you

[00:03:00] 谢谢大家