《Makin’ The Best Of A Bad Situation》歌词

[00:00:00] Makin' The Best Of A Bad Situation - Dick Feller

[00:00:04] Now I know a man he's a hard workin' man

[00:00:06] He gets up real early and he goes down town

[00:00:08] And about fifteen minutes after he's been gone

[00:00:10] There's a big milk truck pulls up on the lawn

[00:00:11] And that milkman rushes up to the door

[00:00:13] Where that man's wife so waitin' in a kimono

[00:00:15] And she plants a big ol' kiss

[00:00:16] On his cheek and they go inside

[00:00:18] And that truck never moves for an hour or two

[00:00:20] Well it's none of my business

[00:00:22] One day I called him aside

[00:00:23] And told him what was goin' on

[00:00:25] While he was gone

[00:00:26] And he said

[00:00:26] Well I guess that's so but do you know

[00:00:28] We're never outta milk

[00:00:29] Or cottage cheese or yogurt

[00:00:31] Ice cream or none of

[00:00:33] Them other cowy things

[00:00:35] I guess he's makin' the best of a bad situation

[00:00:41] Don't wanna make waves can't you see

[00:00:44] He's just makin' the best of a bad situation

[00:00:48] Reckon I'd do the same if it was me

[00:00:52] Now I know a man he's an educated man

[00:00:53] He's an alligator wrestler

[00:00:55] He jumps right in there and

[00:00:56] Grabs them long green boogers

[00:00:57] By whatever you grab them

[00:00:58] Long green boogers by

[00:00:59] Well one day he's got a full

[00:01:00] Nelson on this big alligator

[00:01:01] When this other alligator sneaks up

[00:01:03] And bites his right ear plumb off

[00:01:05] Didn't bat an eye just crawled off in the shade

[00:01:07] And went to sleep the alligator not the man

[00:01:08] Well it's none of my business

[00:01:10] One day I said well it's sure too bad

[00:01:12] About that little accident that you had

[00:01:14] 'Cause now your hat's gonna

[00:01:15] Fall down over your eyes

[00:01:16] And you can't ever be gypsy

[00:01:17] 'Cause you don't have no

[00:01:18] Place to wear a gold earring

[00:01:20] He just looked me right

[00:01:20] Straight in the eye and said huh

[00:01:23] I guess he's makin' the best of a bad situation

[00:01:29] Don't wanna make waves can't you see

[00:01:32] He's just makin' the best of a bad situation

[00:01:36] Reckon I'd do the same if it was me

[00:01:40] Now I know a lady she's a mighty fine lady

[00:01:41] Got a heart of gold she wouldn't harm a fly

[00:01:43] She's just tryin' to get

[00:01:44] By and keep her house in order

[00:01:45] But you know that her husband

[00:01:47] He worked so hard that he come unglued

[00:01:48] He come unwrapped he just snapped

[00:01:50] Thinks he's a chicken

[00:01:51] That's right one of them cackling

[00:01:52] Colonel sanders' types

[00:01:54] He roosts in the bush by the side of the house

[00:01:56] Well it's none of my business but one day I said

[00:01:59] Have you ever thought about findin'

[00:02:00] Him a doctor that could make him well

[00:02:01] And she said well

[00:02:02] I have now and then but then again

[00:02:04] He don't eat much

[00:02:05] Just chickenfeed and all that peckin'

[00:02:07] In the ground don't hurt nothin'

[00:02:08] Heaven knows we can use the eggs

[00:02:11] I guess she's makin' the best of a bad situation

[00:02:17] Don't wanna make waves can't you see

[00:02:20] She's just makin' the best of a bad situation

[00:02:24] Reckon I'd do the same if it was me

[00:02:28] We're all just makin' the best of a bad situation

[00:02:32] We're all in this together you and me