《I’m an Ordinary Man》歌词

[00:00:00] My Fair Lady: I'm an Ordinary Man - Julie Andrews

[00:00:23] Well after all Pickering I'm an ordinary man

[00:00:29] Who desires nothing more

[00:00:31] Than just an ordinary chance

[00:00:34] To live exactly as he likes

[00:00:36] And do precisely what he wants

[00:00:39] An average man am I of no eccentric whim

[00:00:44] Who likes to live his life free of strife

[00:00:47] Doing whatever he thinks is best for him

[00:00:53] Well just an ordinary man

[00:00:59] But let a woman in your life

[00:01:02] And your serenity is through

[00:01:05] She'll redecorate your home

[00:01:06] From the cellar to the dome

[00:01:08] And then go on to the enthralling fun

[00:01:10] Of overhauling you

[00:01:13] Let a woman in your life

[00:01:15] And you're up against a wall

[00:01:17] Make a plan and you will find

[00:01:19] That she has something else in mind

[00:01:21] And so rather than do either

[00:01:22] You do something else

[00:01:22] That neither likes at all

[00:01:25] You want to talk of Keats and Milton

[00:01:28] She only wants to talk of love

[00:01:31] You go to see a play or ballet

[00:01:33] And spend it searching

[00:01:34] For her glove Let a woman in your life

[00:01:38] And you invite eternal strife

[00:01:42] Let them buy their wedding bands

[00:01:45] For those anxious little hands

[00:01:48] I'd be equally as willing for

[00:01:50] A dentist to be drilling

[00:01:51] Than to ever let a woman in my life

[00:01:57] I'm a very gentle man

[00:02:01] Even tempered and good natured

[00:02:03] Who you never hear complain

[00:02:05] Who has the milk of human kindness

[00:02:08] By the quart in every vein

[00:02:09] A patient man am I down to my fingertips

[00:02:14] The sort who never could ever would

[00:02:17] Let an insulting remark escape his lips

[00:02:24] Very gentle man

[00:02:29] But Let a woman in your life

[00:02:32] And patience hasn't got a chance

[00:02:34] She will beg you for advice

[00:02:36] Your reply will be concise

[00:02:37] And she will listen very nicely

[00:02:38] And then go out

[00:02:39] And do exactly what she wants

[00:02:42] You are a man of grace and polish

[00:02:45] Who never spoke above a hush

[00:02:47] All at once you're using language

[00:02:50] That would make

[00:02:50] A sailor blush Let a woman in your life

[00:02:54] And you're plunging in a knife

[00:02:58] Let the others of my sex

[00:03:00] Tie the knot around their necks

[00:03:03] I prefer a new edition of

[00:03:05] The Spanish Inquisition

[00:03:07] Than to ever let a woman in my life

[00:03:13] I'm a quiet living man

[00:03:16] Who prefers to spend the evening

[00:03:18] In the silence of his room

[00:03:20] Who likes an atmosphere as restful as

[00:03:23] An undiscovered tomb

[00:03:25] A pensive man am I of philosophical joys

[00:03:28] Who likes to meditate contemplate

[00:03:31] Free for humanities mad in human noise

[00:03:37] Just a quiet living man

[00:03:43] But let a woman in your life

[00:03:46] And your sabbatical is through

[00:03:49] In a line that never ends comes

[00:03:50] An army of her friends

[00:03:51] Come to jabber and to chatter

[00:03:52] And to tell her what the matter is with you

[00:03:56] She'll have a booming boisterous family

[00:03:58] Who will descend on you en mass

[00:04:01] She'll have a large wagnarian mother

[00:04:03] With a voice that shatters glass

[00:04:06] Let a woman in your life

[00:04:08] Let a woman in your life

[00:04:24] I shall never let a woman in my life