《Then You May Take Me to the Fair》歌词

[00:00:00] Guenevere

[00:00:00] Spoken

[00:00:01] Sir lionel

[00:00:01] Sung

[00:00:02] Do you recall the other night that I distinctly said you might

[00:00:07] Serve as my escort at the next town fair

[00:00:10] Well

[00:00:11] I'm afraid there's someone who I must invite in place of you

[00:00:14] Someone who plainly is beyond compare

[00:00:17] That frenchman's power is more tremendous than I have e'er seen anywhere

[00:00:24] And when a man is that tremendous

[00:00:27] He

[00:00:28] By right

[00:00:28] Should take me to the fair

[00:00:31] Sir lionel

[00:00:31] Spoken

[00:00:32] Your majesty

[00:00:33] Let me tilt with him and smite him

[00:00:34] Don't refuse me so abruptly

[00:00:36] I implore

[00:00:38] Oh

[00:00:38] Give me the opportunity to fight him

[00:00:41] And gaul will be divided once more

[00:00:45] Guenevere

[00:00:47] You'll bash and thrash him

[00:00:49] Sir lionel

[00:00:49] I'll smash and mash him

[00:00:52] Guenevere

[00:00:52] You'll give him trouble

[00:00:53] Sir lionel

[00:00:54] He will be rubble

[00:00:55] Guenevere

[00:00:56] A mighty whack

[00:00:57] Sir lionel

[00:00:57] His skull will crack

[00:00:59] Guenevere

[00:00:59] Well

[00:01:01] Sung

[00:01:02] Then you may take me to the fair

[00:01:08] If you do all the things you promise

[00:01:11] In fact

[00:01:12] My heart would break should you not take me to the fair

[00:01:17] Spoken

[00:01:19] Sir sagramore

[00:01:20] Sung

[00:01:22] I have some rather painful news relative to the subject who's

[00:01:26] To be beside me at the next court ball

[00:01:29] You were the chosen one

[00:01:31] I know

[00:01:31] But as tradition it should go

[00:01:33] To the unquestioned champion in the hall

[00:01:36] And I'm convinced that splendid frenchman can easily conquer one and all

[00:01:43] And besting all our local henchmen

[00:01:46] He should sit beside me at the ball

[00:01:49] Sir sagramore

[00:01:49] Spoken

[00:01:50] I beg of you

[00:01:51] Ma'am

[00:01:51] Withhold your invitation

[00:01:53] I swear to you this challenge will be met

[00:01:57] And when I have finished up the operation

[00:02:00] I'll serve him to your highness en brochette

[00:02:04] Guenevere

[00:02:04] You'll pierce right through him

[00:02:07] Sir sagramore

[00:02:08] I'll barbecue him

[00:02:09] Guenevere

[00:02:09] A wicked thrust

[00:02:11] Sir sagramore

[00:02:12] 'Twill be dust to dust

[00:02:13] Guenevere

[00:02:14] Sir sagramore

[00:02:16] He'll feel a draft

[00:02:18] Guenevere

[00:02:20] Well then

[00:02:21] Sung

[00:02:22] You may sit by me at the ball

[00:02:28] If you demolish him in battle

[00:02:31] In fact

[00:02:32] I know I'd cry were you not by me at the ball

[00:02:36] Spoken

[00:02:39] Sir dinadan

[00:02:40] Sung

[00:02:41] Didn't I promise that you may guide me to london on the day

[00:02:45] That I go up to judge the cattle show

[00:02:48] As it is quite a nasty ride there must be someone at my side

[00:02:51] Who'll be defending me from beast and foe

[00:02:54] So when I choose whom I prefer go

[00:02:58] I take the strongest knight I know

[00:03:01] And young du lac seems strongest

[00:03:03] Ergo

[00:03:04] He should take me to the cattle show

[00:03:06] Sir dinadan

[00:03:06] Spoken

[00:03:08] Your majesty can't believe this blustering prattle

[00:03:11] Let him prove it with a sword or lance instead

[00:03:14] I promise you

[00:03:15] When I've done this gaul in battle

[00:03:18] His shoulders will be lonesome for his head

[00:03:22] Guenevere

[00:03:23] You'll disconnect him

[00:03:25] Sir dinadan

[00:03:25] I'll vivisect him

[00:03:27] Guenevere

[00:03:27] You'll open wide him

[00:03:29] Sir dinadan

[00:03:29] I'll subdivide him

[00:03:31] Guenevere

[00:03:32] Oh

[00:03:32] Dear

[00:03:33] Dear

[00:03:33] Dear

[00:03:33] Dear

[00:03:34] Dear

[00:03:34] Sung

[00:03:37] Then you may guide me to the show

[00:03:40] If you can carry out your program

[00:03:43] In fact

[00:03:44] I'd grieve inside should you not guide me to the show

[00:03:49] Sirs lionel

[00:03:50] Sagramore

[00:03:50] Dinadan

[00:03:50] Milady

[00:03:50] We shall put an end to that galic bag of noise and nerve

[00:03:55] When we do all that we intend to

[00:03:58] He'll be a plate of french hors d'ouvres

[00:04:01] Guenevere

[00:04:01] I do applaud your noble goals

[00:04:04] Now let us see if you achieve them

[00:04:07] And if you do

[00:04:09] Then you will be the three who go to the ball

[00:04:13] To the show

[00:04:18] And take me to the fair