《Anatole Of Paris》歌词

[00:00:00] Anatole Of Paris - Danny Kaye/The Andrews Sisters (安德鲁斯姐妹)/Trudy Stevens

[00:00:08] It all began when I was born a month too soon

[00:00:14] My ma was frightened by a runaway saloon

[00:00:21] Pa was forced to be a hobo

[00:00:24] Because he played the oboe

[00:00:26] And the oboe it is clearly understood

[00:00:30] Is an ill wind that no one blows good

[00:00:36] I'll never forget the morning that grandpa ate the awning

[00:00:40] To impress a pretty lady who went for men that were shady

[00:00:44] Then my uncle josia lit the chicago fire

[00:00:48] Ran off to hawaii with the o'leary cow

[00:00:53] Which his loving wife resented and there upon invented

[00:00:56] A rolling pin that strikes and then says pow

[00:01:00] And I'm the result of the twisted eugenics

[00:01:01] Of this family of inbred schizophrenics

[00:01:03] The end of a long long line of bats

[00:01:06] I design women's hats

[00:01:12] I'm anatole of paris

[00:01:14] I shriek with chic

[00:01:15] My hat of the week

[00:01:17] Cause 6 divorces 3 runaway horses

[00:01:20] I'm anatole of paris

[00:01:21] The hats I sell make husbands yell

[00:01:25] Is that a hat or a two room flat

[00:01:28] Let me get my paw on a little piece of straw

[00:01:30] And viola

[00:01:32] A chapeau at 60 bucks a throw

[00:01:37] It's how I pull and chew on it

[00:01:38] The little things I do on it

[00:01:42] Like placing yards of lacing or a bicycle built for two on it

[00:01:46] The little ones the big ones

[00:01:48] The sat on by a pig ones

[00:01:49] The foolish ones that perch

[00:01:51] And the ghoulish ones that lurch

[00:01:53] The one called whisky sour

[00:01:55] Designed for the cocktail hour

[00:01:56] A little snip a potato chip

[00:01:59] And a trifle off the eiffle tower

[00:02:01] I'm anatole of paris I must design

[00:02:04] I'm just like wine

[00:02:07] I go to your head

[00:02:11] Give me thread and the needle

[00:02:15] I itch I twitch to stitch

[00:02:16] I'm a glutton for cutting

[00:02:18] For putting with a button

[00:02:19] To snip and pluck nip and tuck

[00:02:21] Fix and trim plan the brim

[00:02:22] Tote that barge lift that bail

[00:02:28] I'm a glutton for cutting

[00:02:30] For putting with a button

[00:02:32] To snip and pluck nip and tuck

[00:02:34] Fix and trim plan the brim

[00:02:36] Tote that barge lift that bail

[00:02:39] And why do I sew each new chapeau

[00:02:42] With a style they most look positively grim in

[00:02:46] Strictly between us entre nous

[00:02:50] I hate women