《2 Minutes & 21 Seconds Of Funk(Amended LP Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] 2 Minutes & 21 Seconds Of Funk (Amended LP Version) - Coolio

[00:00:02] Yeah yeah

[00:00:08] You know what I'm talkin' about Wino

[00:00:11] Yeah yeah yeah

[00:00:13] Two minutes and twenty-one seconds of funk

[00:00:15] And I ain't no punk

[00:00:18] That's right that's right

[00:00:20] A tisket a tasket

[00:00:21] That's all you ask it

[00:00:22] Snap your cd and drop the pieces in your casket

[00:00:25] Like little Jack Horna' I'm still bendin' cornas'

[00:00:27] Buckin' shots on your block I'm sippin' on Corona's

[00:00:30] Uh your McDonald had a farm wit' a six-fo on suicide

[00:00:33] Sittin' in the barn wit' no alarm

[00:00:35] Straight up collected it cool and calm

[00:00:37] Crowbar in my hand and my skeleton brick still works like a charm

[00:00:40] Who's the rawest

[00:00:41] My sh*t is flawless

[00:00:42] Had to be passin' out bruises

[00:00:43] Lacerations and broken jawses

[00:00:45] Emcees wanna floss you better understand who's the boss

[00:00:47] Before I do a Michael Jackson and "Cut your sh*t off "

[00:00:50] Part of the penitentary still penetratin' your grill

[00:00:52] I keep on keepin' it right while you keep on keepin' it real

[00:00:55] I'll bring the treble and the bass to delapatate your waist

[00:00:57] Coolio's on the case get yo hoe out my face fool

[00:01:00] Lodi Dodi I don't know karate but I know a razor

[00:01:03] And none of y'all can't fade me

[00:01:05] I know you wanna try to play me

[00:01:06] And busta's wanna playa hate me

[00:01:07] I'm one of the dopest niggaz out I

[00:01:09] Guess that's why they hate me

[00:01:10] Cause I slang hits like niggaz slang cavi

[00:01:12] I remain like khakis I guess that's why they mad at me

[00:01:15] On a record you might outgat me

[00:01:16] But you can't outrap me

[00:01:18] My sh*t is fatta'

[00:01:18] And yo sh*t need a little bit mo batta'

[00:01:20] Freestyle in unrestricted manner or method

[00:01:22] Free funk text readily selected so check it

[00:01:25] Uh dip diver socializer I've been rockin'

[00:01:28] These motherf**kin' microphones since nineteen seventy-niner

[00:01:30] And by the time that this little nappy head ni**a retire

[00:01:33] I'ma be at the ripe ol' age of forty-eight or forty-niner

[00:01:35] My sh*t is wise CPT M C for hire

[00:01:37] My name ain't Rick James but I'll burn your a** with a fire

[00:01:40] So what's your desire baby love

[00:01:42] Is it hands wrapped around mics

[00:01:44] Or fingers wrapped around triggas

[00:01:45] Eitha' way it go I'm dumpin' and I'm dippin'

[00:01:47] Still tennis shoe pimpin' 40 Thevz in position

[00:01:50] Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum now ni**a I'm a giant

[00:01:52] And yo a** is like Jack

[00:01:54] But yo magic beans is wack

[00:01:55] Skills is what you lack

[00:01:56] I'm like a Benz you ain't even like Cadillac

[00:01:57] You mo like a Regal

[00:01:58] I'ma pit bull and you's a Beagle

[00:02:00] I'm set to strangle hangin' emcee's at all angles

[00:02:02] As their legs start to dangle

[00:02:03] Dance around everybody like Mr Bo Jangles

[00:02:05] Los Angeles Compton Long Beach and Carson Hawthorne

[00:02:08] Livin with the Watts

[00:02:08] I'm sendin' out shout outs

[00:02:10] I used to drink Ol' Gold

[00:02:11] Now I just stroll

[00:02:12] Straight to the exit section of my neighborhood liquor store

[00:02:14] Huh and you know what make me laugh b**ch

[00:02:18] Even your mama want my autograph autograph autograph

[00:02:21] Autograph autograph