《发炎啦发炎啦》歌词

[00:00:00] 发炎啦发炎啦 - 响叮当

[00:00:02] 发炎了发炎了

[00:00:04] 各位不要再打了

[00:00:06] 我的手机发炎了

[00:00:07] 再打可就要关机了

[00:00:10] 现在得去医院了

[00:00:11] 我得给它看看了

[00:00:13] 去了医院一查呀

[00:00:15] 哎呀妈呀出事儿了

[00:00:17] 医生一声大事儿不好了

[00:00:19] 来得有点太迟了

[00:00:20] 已经都到晚期了

[00:00:22] 立马就得开刀啊

[00:00:24] 不然可就没救了

[00:00:26] 又是刀来又是叉

[00:00:28] 稀里哗啦一堆剌

[00:00:30] 打开里头一看呀

[00:00:31] 内脏也都全黑了

[00:00:33] 累得满头都是汗啊

[00:00:35] 大夫也说没辙了

[00:00:37] 跟我都有十年了

[00:00:39] 我这心里它难受啊

[00:00:41] 就在这时一声响

[00:00:43] 手机突然出声了

[00:00:45] 把我们都给吓一跳

[00:00:46] 哎呀原来是你来电了

[00:00:48] 手机又给正常了

[00:00:50] 得亏哥们儿是你呀

[00:00:52] 要不可就完蛋了

[00:00:54] 得亏哥们儿是你呀

[00:00:56] 要不可就完蛋了

[00:00:58] 哥们儿你得经常来电话啊

[00:01:01] 要不它就得报废啊