《Chanukah Song (Hanukah Song)》歌词

[00:00:00] Chanukah Song (Hanukah Song) - Laugh Central

[00:00:06] Ok this this is a song that uh

[00:00:10] Theres a lot of christmas songs out there

[00:00:11] And not too many chanukah song

[00:00:14] So I wrote wrote a song for all those nice little

[00:00:18] Jewish kids who don't get to hear

[00:00:20] Any chanukah songs

[00:00:21] Here we go

[00:00:28] Put on your yarmulke

[00:00:30] Here comes chanukah

[00:00:33] It's so much fun-akkah

[00:00:35] To celebrate chanukah

[00:00:40] Chanukah is the festival of lights

[00:00:49] Instead of one day of presents

[00:00:51] We have eight crazy nights

[00:00:57] When you feel like the only kid in town

[00:01:00] Without a christmas tree

[00:01:05] Here's a list of people

[00:01:06] Who are jewish

[00:01:08] Just like you and me

[00:01:17] David lee roth lights the menorrah

[00:01:22] So do James caan kirk douglas

[00:01:25] And the late dinah shore-ah

[00:01:27] Guess who eats together

[00:01:29] At the karnickey deli

[00:01:33] Bowzer from sha-na-na

[00:01:35] And arthur fonzerrelli

[00:01:39] Paul newman's half jewish

[00:01:42] Goldie hawn's half too

[00:01:45] Put them together

[00:01:47] What a fine looking jew

[00:01:54] You don't need deck the halls

[00:01:56] Or jingle bell rock

[00:01:59] 'Cause you can sping

[00:02:00] A dreidle with captaing kirk

[00:02:02] And Mr Spock both jewish

[00:02:05] Put on your yarmulke

[00:02:08] It's time for chanukah

[00:02:10] The owner of the seattle supersonic-ahs

[00:02:13] Celebrates chanukah

[00:02:16] Oj Simpson not a jew

[00:02:25] But guess who is

[00:02:27] Hall of famer

[00:02:28] Rod carew he converted

[00:02:32] We got Ann landers

[00:02:34] And her sister dear Abby

[00:02:37] Harrison ford' a quarter jewish

[00:02:40] Not too shabby

[00:02:45] Some people think

[00:02:46] That ebeneezer scrooge is

[00:02:50] Well he's not but guess who is

[00:02:52] All three stooges

[00:02:58] So many jews are in show biz

[00:03:03] Tom cruise isn't

[00:03:05] But I heard his agent is

[00:03:08] Tell your friend Veronica

[00:03:10] It's time you celebrate chanukah

[00:03:13] I hope I get a harmonica

[00:03:15] On this lovely lovely chanukah

[00:03:17] So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah

[00:03:20] And smoke your marijuan-ikah

[00:03:22] If you really really wanna-kah

[00:03:25] Have a happy happy happy

[00:03:27] Happy chanukah

[00:03:30] Happy chanukah