《Jilted John》歌词

[00:00:00] Jilted John - Laugh Central

[00:00:11] I've been going out with a girl

[00:00:13] Her name is Julie

[00:00:16] But last night she said to me

[00:00:18] When we were watching telly

[00:00:22] (This is what she said)

[00:00:24] She said listen John I love you

[00:00:27] But there's this bloke I fancy

[00:00:29] I don't want to two time you

[00:00:31] So it's the end for you and me

[00:00:38] Who's this bloke I asked her

[00:00:40] Goooooordon she replied

[00:00:43] Not THAT puff I said dismayed

[00:00:45] Yes but he's no puff she cried

[00:00:49] (He's more of a man than you'll ever be)

[00:00:54] Here we go two three four

[00:01:01] I was so upset that I cried

[00:01:04] All the way to the chip shop

[00:01:06] When I came out there was Gordon

[00:01:08] Standing at the bus stop

[00:01:12] And guess who was with him Yeah Julie

[00:01:16] And they were both laughing at me

[00:01:19] Oh she is cruel and heartless

[00:01:22] To pack me for Gordon

[00:01:24] Just cos he's better looking than me

[00:01:27] Just cos he's cool and trendy

[00:01:30] But I know he's a moron Gordon is a moron

[00:01:35] Gordon is a moron Gordon is a moron

[00:01:47] Here we go two three four

[00:01:53] Oh she's a slag and he's a creep

[00:01:55] She's a tart he's very cheap

[00:01:58] She is a slut he thinks he's tough

[00:02:00] She is a b**ch he is a puff

[00:02:03] Yeah yeah it's not fair

[00:02:05] Yeah yeah it's not fair

[00:02:09] (I'm so upset)

[00:02:11] I'm so upset I'm so upset yeah yeah

[00:02:16] (I ought to smash his face in )

[00:02:20] (Yeah but he's bigger than me In't he )

[00:02:23] (I know I'll get my mate Barry to hit him He'd flatten him)

[00:02:28] (Yeah but Barry's a mate of Gordon's in'e )

[00:02:30] (Oh well I don't care)

[00:02:33] I don't care

[00:02:34] I don't care