《The Darktown Poker Club》歌词

[00:00:00] The Darktown Poker Club - Phil Harris/Ted Weems

[00:00:07] Bill jackson was a poor old dub

[00:00:09] Who joined the darktown poker club

[00:00:11] But cursed the day he told them he would join

[00:00:15] His money used to go like it had wings

[00:00:17] If he yelled queens someone had kings

[00:00:19] And each night he would contribute all his coin

[00:00:22] Then he said i'm gonna play em tight tonight

[00:00:24] He said there'll be no bobtail flushes make me bite

[00:00:26] Cause when i gets in them my hands will be a peach

[00:00:30] And he played them tight but lost his pile

[00:00:32] And bill got peevish after a while

[00:00:33] So he rose looked all around and made this speech

[00:00:37] He said you all see this brand new razor

[00:00:39] I had it sharpened just today

[00:00:41] Now i'm coming in there with my rules

[00:00:42] That you must follow when you play

[00:00:45] Now keep your big bony hands on the table

[00:00:46] While you dealing please

[00:00:48] And don't be slipping them aces down there

[00:00:50] Er in between your knees

[00:00:52] And don't be making all them funny signs

[00:00:53] Like you trying to tip off your hand

[00:00:55] Just talk in american boy american

[00:00:57] So i can understand

[00:00:59] And don't be dealing off the bottom

[00:01:00] Because ooh that's rough

[00:01:02] Take five five then stop that's enough

[00:01:06] Now when you bet put up the chips

[00:01:07] Because i don't like it when you shy

[00:01:09] Then if you get busted go on out and get some

[00:01:11] I'm gonna be here by and by

[00:01:13] Pass them cards for me to shuffle

[00:01:15] Everytime before you deals

[00:01:17] Then if anythings wrong i must see

[00:01:21] Cause i mean you always ain't no er

[00:01:22] Keep playing that game according to mr hoyle

[00:01:25] You all play this game according to me

[00:01:35] Now sitting right there in that there clan

[00:01:37] There chance to be a one eyed man

[00:01:39] And bill kept watching him out the corner of his eye

[00:01:43] When ole one eye would deal and then

[00:01:45] Would cost that bill another five or ten

[00:01:47] Bill got up again looked all around him with a sigh

[00:01:50] He said lord this is an awful shame

[00:01:52] He said there someone cheating in this ere game

[00:01:54] He said it goes er

[00:01:55] It ain't no do for me to name the guy

[00:01:58] So i'll refrain from mentioning the party's name

[00:01:59] If i catch him cheating just once again

[00:02:01] I'm gonna take my fist and close that other eye

[00:02:05] Now you see this brand new razor

[00:02:07] I had it sharpened just today

[00:02:08] I'm coming in there with my own rules

[00:02:10] That you must follow when you play

[00:02:12] Hey kid keep your hands up there

[00:02:14] While you're giving them out please

[00:02:16] Stop putting them wildies

[00:02:18] Down there tween your knees

[00:02:19] Stop making all them funny signs

[00:02:21] Like you're trying to tip off your hand

[00:02:22] Keep talking in american big aaa

[00:02:25] That's what i can understand

[00:02:27] And don't be getting them off the bottom

[00:02:28] Because i keep trying to tell you it's rough

[00:02:30] This an army game five five halt that's enough

[00:02:34] Now when you bet let me see the reds and blues

[00:02:35] Cause i don't like it when you shy

[00:02:37] Then if you run out of gas go get pumped up

[00:02:39] I'm gonna be here by and by

[00:02:41] Pass them pasteboards for me to shuffle

[00:02:43] Everytime before you deal let me ripple

[00:02:45] Anything wrong i wanna see

[00:02:48] I mean you always ain't gonna keep playing the game now

[00:02:50] According to that mr hoyle

[00:02:52] You all gonna play this game according to me

[00:02:55] Henry if you break the seal on that new deck of bicycles

[00:02:58] We'll go on from there yeah

[00:03:01] Yeah yeah yeah