《Cocktales (Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Cocktales (Explicit) - Too $hort

[00:00:12] These are the tales the freaky tales

[00:00:14] These are the tales that I tell so well

[00:00:16] You don't like my dirty raps

[00:00:18] You can go to hell

[00:00:19] 'Cause short dog's on the mic

[00:00:21] Telling cocktales

[00:00:22] H-E-A-D

[00:00:25] All you washed up hoes tryin' to throw that p

[00:00:27] You just a big freak

[00:00:29] You better not complain

[00:00:30] When you hear these cocktales and you hear your name

[00:00:33] If you a fake b**ch

[00:00:35] Ain't no thank

[00:00:36] I pick up the phone and call Denine

[00:00:39] If I call Marie I know for a fact

[00:00:41] I'll get sucked in my drop top cadillac

[00:00:44] I met this freak named Naomi

[00:00:47] Strait dick sucker worked me and my homie

[00:00:50] She had a girl friend her name was Vicky

[00:00:52] I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick

[00:00:55] She was fine as f**k but can't f**k with Tina

[00:00:58] Tina Tina the sperm cleaner

[00:01:01] I took her to my house and I told her strip

[00:01:04] Baby got freaky started doin' the splits

[00:01:06] I said biotch

[00:01:08] Do what you want

[00:01:09] 'Cause a true blue mac won't even front

[00:01:12] I f**ked her with my finger

[00:01:13] She tried to cum

[00:01:15] P**sy so tight wouldn't give me none

[00:01:17] I'm sure Too Short couldn't be no punk

[00:01:20] I'm tryin' a get funky 'cause I love to funk

[00:01:23] My dick is big and her ni**a had a little one

[00:01:25] I didn't f**k her freaky a** but it was still fun

[00:01:28] I know you stop and wonder just what it is

[00:01:31] Its the California lifestyle that I live

[00:01:34] See I'm from the crew

[00:01:35] Dangerous b**ch

[00:01:37] Tellin' everybody about this freaky sh*t

[00:01:39] I know this b**ch name Annette

[00:01:42] You get her all alone and she'll suck your dick

[00:01:45] Hello freak

[00:01:46] Won't say no for sh*t

[00:01:47] You and her all alone ni**a thats yo b**ch

[00:01:50] I know another freak

[00:01:52] Her names Joanne

[00:01:53] I always get the p**sy 'cause I know I can

[00:01:56] Finest b**ch around ain't got no man

[00:01:58] Every time she cross my mind

[00:02:00] I go f**k her again

[00:02:01] She's like another freak

[00:02:03] Named Christina

[00:02:04] B**ch so dumb I named her misdemeanor

[00:02:07] 'Cause it had to be a crime to be that dumb

[00:02:10] I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth

[00:02:13] You know I did all that sh*t

[00:02:15] She got my number if she beep me I'mmacall that b**ch

[00:02:18] And go dig in them guts like a gardner

[00:02:20] If she start screamin' I'mmaf**k the b**ch harder

[00:02:23] 'Cause these are the tales the freaky tales

[00:02:26] These are the tales that I tell so well

[00:02:29] You don't like my dirty raps

[00:02:30] You can go to hell

[00:02:32] 'Cause short dog's on the mic

[00:02:33] Telling cocktales

[00:02:35] I meet the groupies

[00:02:36] Hookers like Kathy

[00:02:38] F**kin' MC's 'cause she's so nasty

[00:02:40] See her backstage tryina throw that a**

[00:02:43] She just like to freak

[00:02:44] And she had to pass me that p**sy

[00:02:46] You can't stop the b**ch

[00:02:48] Let her roll on those and then drop her rich

[00:02:51] My name is short

[00:02:52] My game is long

[00:02:54] I freak these hoes

[00:02:55] And sing these songs

[00:02:57] I know a b**ch named Stephanie

[00:02:59] Do anything she can to have sex with me

[00:03:02] She really don't bring out the best in me

[00:03:05] But I love her fine a** layin' next to me

[00:03:08] She's like another freak named Nicole

[00:03:10] So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold

[00:03:13] I took her to my house

[00:03:14] She gave me the panties

[00:03:16] I f**ked her so good she told her friend named Angie

[00:03:19] Angie called me up about two weeks later

[00:03:21] Talkin' some sh*t about do me player

[00:03:24] So I did her

[00:03:25] Just like Tamera

[00:03:26] Takin' naked pictures with my polaroid camera

[00:03:29] Next they told a b**ch

[00:03:31] Named Raquel

[00:03:32] Got my skin all under her fingernails

[00:03:35] She was diggin' in my back while I grind the sh*t

[00:03:38] That was way back

[00:03:39] Now I can't find the b**ch

[00:03:40] But if I do I'll probably do the same again

[00:03:43] Break the b**ch for everything

[00:03:45] 'Cause I came to pimp

[00:03:46] I'm Too Short baby

[00:03:47] I don't stop mackin'

[00:03:49] I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin'

[00:03:51] You can bet yo life

[00:03:53] As I spit these raps I'll be f**kin' em up like that

[00:03:56] Biotch

[00:03:57] I know a b**ch

[00:03:59] Her name is Sheri

[00:04:00] I had to cut her loose 'cause she wanna get married

[00:04:03] P**sy so good and I do mean very

[00:04:05] Sometimes it's shaved sometimes it's hairy

[00:04:08] I'm Short Dog ain't nothin' nice

[00:04:11] Yeah but make me mad and I'll f**k your wife

[00:04:14] Have fun with your b**ch

[00:04:15] Have her sprung on my dick

[00:04:16] I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your b**ch

[00:04:19] Like my other little tramp

[00:04:20] Named Erica

[00:04:22] Anywhere I wanna f**k

[00:04:23] Thats where I f**k

[00:04:24] 'Cause she's the frekiest b**ch in America

[00:04:27] And everytime I get the p**sy

[00:04:29] I just tear it up

[00:04:30] 'Cause these are the tales the freaky tales

[00:04:33] These are the tales that I tell so well

[00:04:36] You don't like my dirty raps

[00:04:37] You can go to hell

[00:04:38] 'Cause short dog's on the mic

[00:04:40] Telling cocktales

[00:04:42] Biotch

[00:04:45] And it don't stop to the beat