《Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer》歌词

[00:00:05] Grandma got run over by a reindeer

[00:00:09] Walkin' home from our house christmas eve

[00:00:13] You can say there's no such thing as santa

[00:00:17] But as for me and grandpa

[00:00:19] We believe

[00:00:22] She'd been drinking too much eggnog

[00:00:26] And we begged her not to go

[00:00:30] But she left her medication

[00:00:33] And she stumbled out the door into the snow

[00:00:39] When they found her christmas morning

[00:00:43] At the scene of the attack

[00:00:48] There were hoofprints on her forehead

[00:00:50] And incriminating claws marks on her back

[00:00:55] Grandma got run over by a reindeer

[00:00:59] Walkin' home from our house christmas eve

[00:01:03] You can say there's no such thing as santa

[00:01:07] But as for me and grandpa

[00:01:09] We believe

[00:01:12] Now we're all so proud of grandpa

[00:01:17] He's been taking this so well

[00:01:21] See him in there watching football

[00:01:24] Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin mel

[00:01:29] It's not christmas without grandma

[00:01:33] All the family's dressed in black

[00:01:38] And we just can't help but wonder

[00:01:41] Should we open up her gifts

[00:01:43] Or send them back

[00:01:46] Grandma got run over by a reindeer

[00:01:50] Walkin' home from our house christmas eve

[00:01:54] You can say there's no such thing as santa

[00:01:58] But as for me and grandpa

[00:02:00] We believe

[00:02:03] Now the goose is on the table

[00:02:07] And the puddin' made a face

[00:02:11] And a blue and silver candle

[00:02:15] That would just have matched the hair in grandma's wig

[00:02:20] I've warned all my friends and neighbors

[00:02:24] Better watch out for yourselves

[00:02:28] They should never give a license

[00:02:32] To a man who drives a sleigh

[00:02:33] Or plays with elves

[00:02:36] Grandma got run over by a reindeer

[00:02:40] Walkin' home from our house christmas eve

[00:02:45] You can say there's no such thing as santa

[00:02:49] But as for me and grandpa

[00:02:51] We believe

[00:02:53] Grandma got run over by a reindeer

[00:02:57] Walkin' home from our house christmas eve

[00:03:01] You can say there's no such thing as santa

[00:03:06] But as for me and grandpa

[00:03:08] We believe

[00:03:12] *elfish laughter*