《Camptown Races》歌词

[00:00:00] Camptown Races plays at the beginning and in between each bit

[00:00:11] Luther

[00:00:11] Huh Arthur

[00:00:12] What are ya lookin' so sad fer

[00:00:13] Well I'll tell ya Uncle Spike didn't ya hear about poor ol' grampa gettin'

[00:00:17] Hurt out at the ball game

[00:00:19] No how'd it happen

[00:00:20] Some feller stepped on his pipe

[00:00:21] Well how'd that hurt him

[00:00:22] It was his wind pipe ye idiot

[00:00:25] That was awful purty

[00:00:27] Uncle Spike did you see that movie flicker called

[00:00:29] The Little Foxies

[00:00:30] What say ye Luther

[00:00:36] Are you deef I said did you see that movie flicker called The Little

[00:00:38] Foxies

[00:00:39] No I didn't why

[00:00:40] Well I seen it and I asked for my money back cause there weren't an

[00:00:42] Animal in it

[00:00:43] Luther

[00:00:43] Huh Arthur

[00:00:44] Did you enjoy your trip to Californy

[00:00:45] Yes sir I did but my feet hurt awful bad

[00:00:46] What's the matter did ya walk

[00:00:48] No I rid out in one of them devil wagons that's an automobile you

[00:00:52] Know

[00:00:53] I told that feller that were driving to slow down cause my feet

[00:01:01] Were a hurtin

[00:01:02] And what'd he say Luther

[00:01:03] He said What's your feet hurtin' got to do with me going fast

[00:01:06] And what'd you say Luther

[00:01:07] I said The floorboard fell out in Phoenix son and I've been a runnin'

[00:01:10] Ever since

[00:01:12] Luther

[00:01:12] Huh Arthur

[00:01:13] Did you put fresh water in the goldfish bowl this morning

[00:01:16] No I didn't they didn't drink all I put in there last week yet

[00:01:19] And now ladies and gentlemen Uncle Spike and his City Slickers will

[00:01:29] Render a real purty piece purty to pair speckled pups under a red wagon

[00:01:35] With a blue ribbon round their necks

[00:01:36] Folks and the names of it get up

[00:01:38] And like a lamp son I think I've knocked one of your ma's eyes out in a

[00:01:41] Key of deed letter digits

[00:01:43] Camptown Races plays once again and then a finale