《Harper Valley PTA》歌词

[00:00:02] Harper Valley P T A - Dolly Parton

[00:00:08] I want to tell you all the story

[00:00:10] 'Bout a Harper Valley widowed wife

[00:00:16] 'Who had a teenage daughter

[00:00:18] That attended Harper Valley Junior High

[00:00:24] Well her daughter came home one afternoon

[00:00:26] And didn't even stop to play

[00:00:31] And she said "Mom I got a note here

[00:00:34] From the Harper Valley P T A "

[00:00:39] Well the note says "Mrs Johnson

[00:00:41] You're wearing your dresses way too high

[00:00:47] It's reported you've been drinkin'

[00:00:49] And a runnin' round with men and goin' wild"

[00:00:55] Now we don't believe you ought to be

[00:00:57] A bringin' up your little girl this way

[00:01:03] And it was signed by the secretary

[00:01:05] Harper Valley P T A

[00:01:10] Well it happened that the P T A

[00:01:13] Was gonna meet that very afternoon

[00:01:18] And boy were they sure surprised

[00:01:19] When Mrs Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room

[00:01:26] And as she walked up to the blackboard

[00:01:28] I can still recall the words she had to say

[00:01:33] She said "I'd like to address this meeting

[00:01:36] Of the Harper Valley P T A "

[00:01:42] Now there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there

[00:01:44] And seven times he asked me for a date

[00:01:48] And Mrs Taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice

[00:01:52] Whenever he's away

[00:01:57] And Mr Baker can you tell us

[00:01:59] Why your secretary had to leave this town

[00:02:05] And shouldn't widow Jones be told

[00:02:07] To keep her window shades all pulled completely down

[00:02:12] Now Mr Harper couldn't be here

[00:02:15] 'Cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again

[00:02:20] And if you'll smell Shirley Thompson's breath

[00:02:23] You'll find she's had a little nip of gin

[00:02:28] And when you have the nerve to tell me as a mother

[00:02:31] You think that I ain't fit

[00:02:36] Well this is just a little Payton Place

[00:02:38] And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites

[00:02:44] Now I wouldn't put you on

[00:02:45] Because it really did it happened just this way

[00:02:51] That day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley P T A

[00:02:59] That day my mama socked it to 'em at the Harper Valley P T A