《Irving’s Camp Fire Song》歌词

[00:00:00] Irving's Camp Fire Song - Irving

[00:00:00] (《飞哥与小佛:暑假的最后一天》动画片插曲)

[00:00:00] Here's a campfire song my mother taught me

[00:00:04] Doodly-doodly-dee

[00:00:05] A diddly-diddly-doo

[00:00:07] If you go out in the woods

[00:00:09] Here are the things you should not do

[00:00:11] Oh never lick a tree below the dog line

[00:00:15] If it's brown and sticky do not pick it up

[00:00:18] Unless it's a stick

[00:00:18] Banjo-playing hicks should be avoided

[00:00:22] And it's no joke that poison oak is not a friendly shrub

[00:00:25] With a diddly-diddly-doo and a doodly-doodly-dee

[00:00:29] Something horrible will happen if you don't listen to me

[00:00:32] Lakes and creeks and ponds are fish's toilets

[00:00:36] A thimbleful would surely be your death

[00:00:39] Don't drink out of a bog

[00:00:41] You may ingest a polliwog

[00:00:42] And soon you may be drawing your last breath

[00:00:45] Be a grownup

[00:00:46] Doodly-doodly-dee

[00:00:48] A deedly-doodly-doo

[00:00:49] All these gruesome things are surely

[00:00:51] Gonna happen to you

[00:00:55] Your sinew's torn apart by a grizzly

[00:01:00] Your large intestines wrapped around a tree

[00:01:05] If you make the slightest blunder

[00:01:08] You'll be surely torn asunder

[00:01:11] Did I forget to mention killer bee-hee-hees

[00:01:17] They're comin' up from South America Read the news people

[00:01:24] Flash floods lightning strikes avalanches blizzards

[00:01:27] Mountain lions marmosets honey badgers lizards

[00:01:31] Scorpions parasites black widows rabies

[00:01:34] Sunburn frostbite head trauma scabies

[00:01:39] Don't even get me started 'bout mosquitoes

[00:01:43] Malaria

[00:01:45] Everybody

[00:01:47] Doodly-doodly-dee

[00:01:49] Dengue fever

[00:01:51] Diddly diddly doo

[00:01:53] Whooping cough

[00:01:55] If you go into the woods

[00:01:57] Then this will happen to you

[00:02:04] Nature's gross