《If I Was》歌词

[00:00:00] If I Was - Downtown Science

[00:00:01] Composed by：Kenneth Car

[00:00:20] I ain't no politician but if I was

[00:00:22] I would go home with

[00:00:23] My own of freshest duds

[00:00:24] Get up on a podium and raise my right hand

[00:00:27] And promise to do a better

[00:00:28] Job than the next man

[00:00:30] Running I definitely be cunning

[00:00:32] Change the laws so the

[00:00:33] Folks won't get done in

[00:00:34] By taxes inflation and

[00:00:36] All the aggravation

[00:00:37] Caused by racial tension

[00:00:39] I ain't no cop but if I was

[00:00:41] I be the baddest dt to ever was

[00:00:44] Down with the fuzz go undercover

[00:00:47] Buy and bust to put away the d**g runners

[00:00:49] That peddle the stuff to children

[00:00:51] Puff sniff and shoot

[00:00:53] Spending all their

[00:00:54] Loot on that get high

[00:00:55] I'm getting sick of this stuff

[00:00:57] I would take the bite

[00:00:58] Outta crime like mcgruff

[00:00:59] If I was

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[00:01:06] Heh if I was

[00:01:09] I ain't no millionaire at least not yet

[00:01:11] But if I was I would call my butler

[00:01:13] Tell him gas my jet

[00:01:14] And be out plus the whole shebang

[00:01:16] Spending money like it ain't no thang

[00:01:19] Castle on the countryside building estate

[00:01:21] 22 pit bulls guarding the gate

[00:01:23] I would lift weight and stay in good health

[00:01:26] I be that mysterious character

[00:01:27] Who's stacking wealth

[00:01:28] I ain't no astronaut but if I was

[00:01:31] I would be out there exploring

[00:01:33] The planets and stars

[00:01:34] Grab some protein bars

[00:01:36] Pop my rocket and check out mars

[00:01:38] Radio nasa tell 'em good looking out

[00:01:40] For giving me a chance to ease my doubt

[00:01:43] About space the final frontier

[00:01:46] Then limber off into the atmosphere

[00:01:48] If I was

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[00:02:12] Alright y'all

[00:02:17] I ain't no pimp but if I was dig it

[00:02:20] I would get a pink 18-wheeler and rig it

[00:02:22] With spoke mag white walls

[00:02:23] And red lights for headlights

[00:02:25] And I would pay low to

[00:02:26] Fillies with fishnet tights

[00:02:27] They got us hard as a rock

[00:02:29] I would hold down my stable down to the dock

[00:02:32] And clock dumb dollars of lonely sailors

[00:02:34] Then I'd buy a few more tractor trailers

[00:02:36] I ain't no barber but if I was I'd be d**e

[00:02:39] Hook up your image and give you new hope

[00:02:42] I'd do the flat top the fade the wave

[00:02:43] The windmill and cue ball

[00:02:45] I'd have a haircut for all

[00:02:47] Who came to my shop for razor's edge

[00:02:49] While I could be found shaving

[00:02:50] A bush or trimming a hedge

[00:02:52] Clipping and snipping from dawn to dusk

[00:02:54] And when I finish I'd

[00:02:55] Spray you down with musk

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