《Pretend Best Friend》歌词

[00:00:21] The odds have built up of the chance you're going down

[00:00:23] 'Cos you're looking pretty guilty in the court of the crown

[00:00:24] And my friend's getting eager to complete this mission

[00:00:26] It's better all round just to sign the confession

[00:00:27] Doesn't matter if you're innocent or guilty as hell

[00:00:29] My friend's got a feeling that you're feeling unwell

[00:00:31] Who cares about the truth the truth's there to bend

[00:00:33] Do as I say I'm your only friend

[00:00:39] The wicked step father that took a step farther

[00:00:40] Played the patron saint in his shining armour

[00:00:41] With his sword of power and shield to protect you

[00:00:43] Tongue hanging out 'cos he's going to get you

[00:00:45] You know I want to hug you you know I want to kiss you

[00:00:47] I't's your dear old pop and you know I really miss you

[00:00:49] In the pantomime of life look out he's behind you

[00:00:51] Says no I'm just here to remind you

[00:00:53] Best friend I'm all that you've got

[00:00:54] Pretend best friend if you like it or not

[00:00:59] Pretend best friend so don't talk to them

[00:01:02] You've got to talk to me 'cos I'm your best friend

[00:01:10] Call yourself a friend

[00:01:14] That drives me round the bend

[00:01:21] You call me when you like

[00:01:28] And call me what you like

[00:01:35] Was it the father or the son or the holy ghost

[00:01:37] The butler in the kitchen or the gameshow host

[00:01:38] The policeman on the corner who'll show you the way

[00:01:40] The geezer with a beard comes on Xmas day

[00:01:42] Could be your mother or your father or your sister or your brother

[00:01:44] Doesn't matter who it is they'll say there ain't no other

[00:01:46] Might never see 'em or you meet them every day

[00:01:48] But who gives a damn when you hear them say

[00:01:50] Best friend I'm all that you've got

[00:01:52] Pretend best friend if you like it or not

[00:01:56] Pretend best friend so don't talk to them

[00:02:00] You've got to talk to me 'cos I'm your best friend