《The Darktown Poker Club》歌词

[00:00:00] The Darktown Poker Club - Phil Harris

[00:00:07] Bill Jackson was a poor old dub

[00:00:09] Who joined the Darktown Poker Club

[00:00:11] But cursed the day told them he would join

[00:00:15] His money used to go like it had wings

[00:00:17] If he yelled queens someone had kings

[00:00:18] And each night he would contribute all his coin

[00:00:22] Then he said I'm gonna play 'em tight tonight

[00:00:24] He said there'll be no bobtail flushes make me bite

[00:00:26] 'Cause when I gets in them my hands will be a peach

[00:00:30] And he played them tight but lost his pile

[00:00:31] And Bill got peevish after a while

[00:00:33] So he rose looked all around and made this speech

[00:00:37] He said you all see this brand new razor

[00:00:38] I had it sharpened just today

[00:00:40] Now I'm coming in there with my rules

[00:00:42] That you must follow when you play

[00:00:44] Now keep your big bony hands on the table

[00:00:46] While you dealing please

[00:00:48] And don't be slipping them aces down there

[00:00:49] Er in between your knees

[00:00:51] And don't be making all them funny signs

[00:00:53] Like you trying to tip off your hand

[00:00:54] Just talk in American boy American

[00:00:56] So's I can understand

[00:00:58] And don't be dealing off the bottom

[00:00:59] Because ooh that's rough

[00:01:02] Take five five then stop that's enough

[00:01:05] Now when you bet put up the chips

[00:01:07] Because I don't like it when you shy

[00:01:09] Then if you get busted go on out and get some

[00:01:10] I'm gonna be here by and by

[00:01:12] Pass them cards for me to shuffle

[00:01:14] Everytime before you deals

[00:01:16] Then if anything's wrong I must see

[00:01:20] 'Cause I mean you always ain't no er

[00:01:21] Keep playing that game according to Mr. Hoyle

[00:01:24] You all play this game according to me

[00:01:35] Now sitting right there in that there clan

[00:01:36] There chance to be a one-eyed man

[00:01:38] And Bill kept watching him out the corner of his eye

[00:01:42] When ole one eye would deal and then

[00:01:44] Would cost that Bill another five or ten

[00:01:45] Bill got up again looked all around him with a sigh

[00:01:49] He said Lord this is an awful shame

[00:01:51] He said There someone cheating in this 'ere game

[00:01:52] He said it goes er

[00:01:53] It ain't no do for me to name the guy

[00:01:56] So I'll refrain from mentioning the party's name

[00:01:58] If I catch him cheating just once again

[00:01:59] I'm gonna take my fist and close that other eye

[00:02:04] Now you see this brand new razor

[00:02:05] I had it sharpened just today

[00:02:07] I'm coming in there with my own rules

[00:02:09] That you must follow when you play

[00:02:10] Hey kid keep your hands up there

[00:02:13] While you're giving them out please

[00:02:15] Stop putting them wildies

[00:02:16] Down there 'tween your knees

[00:02:18] Stop making all them funny signs

[00:02:19] Like you're trying to tip off your hand

[00:02:21] Keep talking in American big aaa

[00:02:23] That's what I can understand

[00:02:25] And don't be getting them off the bottom

[00:02:26] Because I keep trying to tell you it's rough

[00:02:28] This an army game five five halt that's enough

[00:02:32] Now when you bet let me see the reds and blues

[00:02:34] 'Cause I don't like it when you shy

[00:02:36] Then if you run out of gas go get pumped up

[00:02:37] I'm gonna be here by and by

[00:02:39] Pass them pasteboards for me to shuffle

[00:02:41] Everytime before you deal let me ripple

[00:02:43] Anything wrong I wanna see

[00:02:47] I mean you always ain't gonna keep playing the game now

[00:02:48] According to that Mr. Hoyle

[00:02:50] You all gonna play this game according to me

[00:02:53] Henry if you break the seal on that new deck of bicycles

[00:02:56] We'll go on from there yeah

[00:02:58] Yeah yeah yeah yeah