《The Royal Wedding Song》歌词

[00:00:00] All of the girls around the world are saying the same thing

[00:00:04] I should - I should be the one to marry prince charming

[00:00:07] Now if this won't effect you then know we're the same

[00:00:11] But listen up - I made a song in which I'll try to explain (check it out)

[00:00:15] Every little girl has the same exact dream

[00:00:19] A pretty white dress and a (gasp) diamond ring

[00:00:23] To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell

[00:00:27] To be the princess in his fairy tale

[00:00:31] Why is she the one that gets the fairy tale?

[00:00:35] This might make you laugh but its not a spoof

[00:00:37] Everything I raps 100% truth

[00:00:39] When a royal wedding happens... here's your proof

[00:00:40] Twinky sales go through the rough

[00:00:42] And the sorority girls all get excited

[00:00:44] But so much jealously... its hard to hide it

[00:00:46] All over the news and hurts to look

[00:00:48] So one by one they tweet & face book

[00:00:50] Saying (uhh) such an issue

[00:00:52] I know girlfriend - pass me the tissues

[00:00:54] The boys I know all lack in sense

[00:00:56] And there she goes just... found a prince!

[00:00:58] "real life princess" must be nice

[00:01:00] That should be me... it's just not right

[00:01:01] It looks so sweet but it feels like a knife

[00:01:03] Well she's gonna have a perfect life

[00:01:05] Every little girl has the same exact dream

[00:01:09] A pretty dress and a (gasp) diamond ring

[00:01:13] To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell

[00:01:17] To be the princess in his fairy tale

[00:01:20] Why is she the one that gets the fairy tale?

[00:01:24] Now the hardest part is the honey moon

[00:01:26] More pictures then they can consume

[00:01:28] So the first 3 days they just stay in their rooms

[00:01:31] Back and forth - vent and fume and

[00:01:33] I don't really care... cause it's not my life

[00:01:34] But I mean... they ARE missing paradise

[00:01:36] So if you're a guy.... take my advise

[00:01:38] The best thing to do is just keep quiet

[00:01:40] Don't even try it... crackin' joke

[00:01:41] Girls world wide just trying to cope

[00:01:44] See they had this dream... and they just lost hope

[00:01:46] Save yourselves... let 'em mope

[00:01:48] Cause things might seem cool... but there's major problems

[00:01:51] Girly stuff.... trust we can't solve 'em

[00:01:52] Soon as they showed her in that tiara

[00:01:53] KNOW they ALL hit rock bottom

[00:01:56] Before I watch anymore... I'm going to need my diet coke and a tube of cookie dough!

[00:02:01] Every little girl has the same exact dream

[00:02:07] A pretty dress and a (gasp) diamond ring

[00:02:10] To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell

[00:02:14] To be the princess in his fairy tale

[00:02:18] Every little girl has the same exact dream

[00:02:22] A pretty dress and a (gasp) diamond ring

[00:02:26] To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell

[00:02:30] To be the princess in his fairy tale

[00:02:33] Not to worry ladies... I'm available ;)