《相士大双西》歌词

[00:00:00] 相士大双西 - 尹光 (Wan Kwong)

[00:00:28] 词：蒋志光,吕明光

[00:00:56] 你妈她原来系女人

[00:01:00] 嫁啱嗰个又姓陈

[00:01:03] 嗌交时常为两蚊

[00:01:07] 拆屋又惊冇定瞓噃

[00:01:11] 你自小好惊怕打针

[00:01:15] 成日吟沉冇钱 fang

[00:01:19] 你发烧梗会头晕

[00:01:20] 做老衬梗喊dum

[00:01:22] 成日会罗罗鬈

[00:01:25] 又最惊生疮都荒死变疱疹

[00:01:30] 你都算太不幸

[00:01:34] 有乜嘢难言尽快禀啦

[00:01:37] 等我为你排除唔驶震

[00:01:57] 打牌切记咪撞西呢

[00:02:01] 血压高你莫踎低

[00:02:05] 对住小姐咪讲粗口

[00:02:08] 做乜都咪夹硬嚟

[00:02:12] 事事要认低威

[00:02:16] 讲少句实会唔蚀底个噃

[00:02:19] 我最怕你精得滞

[00:02:23] 偷食就要慢慢嚟

[00:02:27] 凡系赌钱

[00:02:29] 赌得细莫过巴巴闭

[00:02:38] 打风行埋骑楼底

[00:02:41] 你记住头顶镶钢盔

[00:02:45] 你若冷伤风惊掼低

[00:02:47] 不仿赵只鸡

[00:02:49] 话之你做人就冇所谓

[00:02:52] 你若碰到坏人就会一身蚁

[00:02:56] 佢郁你赵你 fang 完又再拪

[00:02:58] 咪咁容易信人

[00:03:01] 俾人点都冇所谓

[00:03:04] 本山人绝冇吓鬼

[00:03:08] 睇相冇得挥

[00:03:11] 虽知人人称我金漆招牌

[00:03:15] 睇相系