《The Q Man Loves Nobody》歌词

[00:00:00] The Q Man Loves Nobody (《恶搞之家》动画片插曲) - Family Guy Live In Vegas

[00:00:07] Baby you were crazy if ya thought

[00:00:10] I loved ya 'cause the 'q' man loves nobody but himself

[00:00:14] I never knew how twisted a fella could be

[00:00:17] Hey I guess it's good I never told ya I'm into pee

[00:00:21] Don't you ever listen to your inner conscience

[00:00:25] Oh I'm sorry babe I wasn't listenin' what

[00:00:28] You really are a total scum

[00:00:32] If only you could see the man that you've become

[00:00:35] Baby you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya

[00:00:39] 'Cause the 'q' man loves nobody

[00:00:41] You really love nobody

[00:00:42] And boy I mean nobody

[00:00:44] And boy you mean nobody

[00:00:46] But my own sweet flippin' self

[00:00:54] All right whatever your problem is just get it off your breast chest

[00:00:57] I thought you gave me your heart

[00:00:59] I gave you vd isn't that enough

[00:01:01] You said that we'd never part

[00:01:02] Spoken oh I was just kiddin'

[00:01:04] You gave me your lover's vow

[00:01:06] Ha if you really thought I meant it you ought to get your head examined right now

[00:01:14] You'd tell me you'd never stray

[00:01:17] Well that's 'cause we hadn't had sex yet

[00:01:19] And then you just walked away

[00:01:20] Ain't I a stinker

[00:01:22] Your attitude really stank

[00:01:24] Look you don't need to be a genius to see that I was givin' you the yank yank

[00:01:29] What else did you bs me about

[00:01:31] Well since you asked

[00:01:32] Remember when I said that I was goin' down the block

[00:01:36] To grab a couple boozers with a pal

[00:01:39] Yeah you had a friend from college that you had to meet

[00:01:43] Nah I was at the women's shoe store lookin' at feet what

[00:01:47] 'Member when I said I had a dental checkup

[00:01:50] Well let me say I give quite a root can l oh right

[00:01:54] You promised me that you'd be true

[00:01:57] Hey to me you're just vagina number 602

[00:02:01] Baby you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya

[00:02:04] 'Cause the 'q' man loves nobody

[00:02:06] You really love nobody

[00:02:08] And boy I mean nobody

[00:02:09] And boy you mean nobody

[00:02:11] But my own

[00:02:13] Sweet flippin' self

[00:02:23] What do you have to say for yourself you slime

[00:02:25] Can I just sqeeze your left tit a little bit

[00:02:34] You're the most insensitive man I've ever met

[00:02:36] Oh that's not true I've got feelings same as the next guy

[00:02:39] Why last week my grandma died I was really upset

[00:02:42] Oh I'm sorry

[00:02:43] How about a hand job

[00:02:48] 'Cause the 'q' man loves nobody

[00:02:50] You really love nobody

[00:02:52] And boy I mean nobody

[00:02:54] And boy you mean nobody

[00:02:56] But my own

[00:02:57] Sweet flippin' self

[00:03:10] C'mon honey I'll make it up to you

[00:03:12] I'll buy you some lingerie giggity giggity giggity giggity