《Funky Cold Medina》歌词

[00:00:00] Funky Cold Medina - Grupo Cascabel

[00:00:21] Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action

[00:00:26] But like Mike Jagger said 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction'

[00:00:29] The girls are all around but none of them wanna get with me

[00:00:33] My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def yo what's up with L O C

[00:00:37] The girls all jockin' at the other end of the bar

[00:00:41] Havin' drinks with some no-name chump

[00:00:43] When they know that I'm the star

[00:00:46] So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina

[00:00:50] I asked the guy why you so fly He said Funky Cold Medina

[00:01:01] Funky Cold Medina

[00:01:10] This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks

[00:01:14] Put a little Medina in your glass and the girls'll come real quick

[00:01:18] It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac

[00:01:22] A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap

[00:01:26] So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg

[00:01:30] Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me

[00:01:33] And did the wild thing on my leg

[00:01:34] He used to scratch and bite me before he was much much meaner

[00:01:38] But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina

[00:01:43] You know what I'm sayin'

[00:01:45] I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down' my door

[00:01:49] I got Spuds McKenzie Alex from Stroh's

[00:01:53] They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina pal

[00:01:59] I went up to this girl she said Hi my name is Sheena

[00:02:02] I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina

[00:02:06] She said I'd like a drink I said Ehm ok I'll go get it

[00:02:10] Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips

[00:02:12] And I knew that she was with it

[00:02:14] So I took her to my crib and everything went well as planned

[00:02:18] But when she got undressed it was a big old mess Sheena was a man

[00:02:23] So I threw him out I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener

[00:02:27] You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

[00:02:32] You know ain't no plans with a man

[00:02:36] This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies

[00:02:40] No joke

[00:02:47] Break it down

[00:03:04] Ha ha

[00:03:20] Back in the saddle lookin' for a little affection

[00:03:23] I took a shot as a contestant on 'The Love Connection'

[00:03:27] The audience voted and you know they picked a winner

[00:03:32] I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner

[00:03:35] She had a few drinks I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'

[00:03:40] Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'

[00:03:44] So I ran the coat and hate the dog

[00:03:46] I said maybe I'll be seein' ya

[00:03:48] That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina

[00:03:53] Ya know what I'm sayin'

[00:03:55] That Medina's a monster y'all

[00:04:00] Funky Cold Medina