《Goodbye Squirrel》歌词

[00:00:00] Goodbye Squirrel - The Hit Co. (热歌公司)

[00:00:03] Be vewy vewy qwiet we are huntin somethin

[00:00:17] Me and harold muffert were outdoors men

[00:00:20] Set in our backwoods ways

[00:00:25] Both members of the huntin club

[00:00:28] Both active in the nra

[00:00:30] National redneck association

[00:00:32] We scouted a location where we had no doubt

[00:00:36] We'd kill the biggest buck in the world

[00:00:39] About a 34 pointer

[00:00:40] Harold waited in his tree stand

[00:00:43] But all he seen was a squirrel

[00:00:50] Dang near two weeks since the season started

[00:00:53] And neither one of us was amused

[00:00:56] Ha ha ha

[00:00:57] We had on real tree camo high powered ammo

[00:01:01] But no big game to shoot

[00:01:05] Then we finally saw a deer as big as a horse

[00:01:09] Harold had him in his crosshairs

[00:01:12] Shoot him

[00:01:13] But that squirrel jumped off of a branch above us

[00:01:17] And landed in harold's hair

[00:01:22] Dang get it out dang

[00:01:24] No his head he landed

[00:01:26] Like a wimp he laid there cryin

[00:01:30] Till i climbed on down

[00:01:32] Picked him up off the ground

[00:01:34] And it didn't take us long to decide

[00:01:37] That squirrel had to die

[00:01:41] Goodbye squirrel

[00:01:45] With black eyed peas

[00:01:48] You're gonna taste good to me

[00:01:51] Squirrel

[00:01:53] It's you or me

[00:01:56] Come on out of that tree

[00:01:59] Squirrel

[00:02:01] Hey guess what

[00:02:04] You've eaten your last nut

[00:02:07] Squirrel

[00:02:13] Me and harold went down to the surplus store

[00:02:17] Bought a keg of dynamite

[00:02:21] Two baseball bats and a case of miles

[00:02:24] We were in for one heck of a fight

[00:02:27] We'll show you

[00:02:28] When you're huntin with dumb and dumber

[00:02:32] Something's surely bound to go wrong

[00:02:35] Now be careful

[00:02:36] And when harold lit that real short fuse

[00:02:39] I knew it wouldn't be long

[00:02:46] When the dynamite blew

[00:02:48] Harold's foot did too

[00:02:49] And fingers began to fly

[00:02:53] Fly

[00:02:53] We were barely alive

[00:02:55] When the game warden arrived

[00:02:57] And much to our surprise

[00:03:00] That squirrel didn't die

[00:03:04] Gosh

[00:03:05] Goodbye squirrel

[00:03:09] Just one more shot

[00:03:11] You'll be in my crock pot

[00:03:15] Squirrel

[00:03:16] You'll make a lunch

[00:03:19] You overgrown chipmunk

[00:03:22] Squirrel

[00:03:24] I'll skin ya hide

[00:03:27] And make a hat when it's dry

[00:03:30] Squirrel

[00:03:34] Deadgum earl ronnie milsap could shoot better than you

[00:03:41] Gimme gmme that i said gimme that gimme that gun

[00:03:45] Look out

[00:03:46] Look out no

[00:03:49] I think i killed somethin