《Funky Cold Medina-1(In the Style of Tone Loc (Vocal Version))》歌词

[00:00:00] Funky Cold Medina - The Hit Crew (热歌组合)

[00:00:55] Alright dig it

[00:01:02] Cold coolin' at a bar and

[00:01:04] I'm lookin' for some action

[00:01:05] But like Mike Jagger said

[00:01:07] 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction'

[00:01:09] The girls are all around

[00:01:11] But none of them wanna get with me

[00:01:13] My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def

[00:01:14] Yo what's up with L O C

[00:01:17] The girls all jockin' at the other end of the bar

[00:01:20] Havin' drinks with some no-name chump

[00:01:22] When they know that I'm the star

[00:01:24] So I got up and strolled over to

[00:01:26] The other side of the cantina

[00:01:27] I asked the guy why you so fly

[00:01:29] He said Funky Cold Medina

[00:01:35] Alright Funky Cold Medina alright

[00:01:46] This brother told me a secret on

[00:01:48] How to get more chicks

[00:01:50] Put a little Medina in your glass

[00:01:52] And the girls'll come real quick

[00:01:54] It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac

[00:01:57] A couple of sips of this love potion

[00:01:59] And she'll be on your lap

[00:02:01] So I gave some to my dog

[00:02:03] When he began to beg

[00:02:05] Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me

[00:02:07] And did the wild thing on my leg

[00:02:09] He used to scratch and bite me

[00:02:10] Before he was much much meaner

[00:02:12] But now all the poodles run to my house

[00:02:14] For the Funky Cold Medina

[00:02:17] You know what I'm sayin'

[00:02:19] I got every dog in my neighborhood

[00:02:20] Breakin' down' my door

[00:02:22] I got Spuds McKenzie

[00:02:23] Alex from Stroh's

[00:02:25] They won't leave my dog alone

[00:02:26] With that Medina pal

[00:02:31] I went up to this girl

[00:02:33] She said Hi my name is Sheena

[00:02:35] I thought she'd be good to go

[00:02:36] With a little Funky Cold Medina

[00:02:38] She said I'd like a drink

[00:02:40] I said Ehm ok I'll go get it

[00:02:42] Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips

[00:02:44] And I knew that she was with it

[00:02:46] So I took her to my crib and

[00:02:48] Everything went well as planned

[00:02:50] But when she got undressed

[00:02:51] It was a big old mess Sheena was a man

[00:02:55] So I threw him out

[00:02:56] I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener

[00:02:58] You must be sure

[00:02:58] That the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

[00:03:02] You know ain't no plans with a man

[00:03:05] This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies

[00:03:11] Alright Break it down alright alright

[00:03:46] Back in the saddle

[00:03:47] Lookin' for a little affection

[00:03:49] I took a shot as a contestant on

[00:03:51] 'The Love Connection'

[00:03:53] The audience voted and you know

[00:03:55] They picked a winner

[00:03:57] I took my date to the Hilton

[00:03:58] For Medina and some dinner

[00:04:00] She had a few drinks

[00:04:02] I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'

[00:04:04] Instead she started talkin'

[00:04:05] 'Bout plans for our weddin'

[00:04:08] I said wait slow down love

[00:04:09] Not so fast says I'll be seein' ya

[00:04:12] That's why I found you don't play around

[00:04:14] With the Funky Cold Medina

[00:04:17] Ya know what I'm sayin'

[00:04:18] That Medina's a monster y'all

[00:04:21] Funky Cold Medina alright