《The Malad Justed Jester》歌词

[00:00:00] The Malad Justed Jester - Danny Kaye
[00:00:00] Your majesty I have a confession
[00:00:04] My secret have a slow betray
[00:00:11] I was not a born fool
[00:00:17] It took work to get this way
[00:00:24] When I was a lad I was gloomy and sad
[00:00:25] And I was from the day I was born
[00:00:27] When other lads giggled and gurgled and wiggled
[00:00:29] I proudly was loudly forlorn
[00:00:31] My friends and my family looked at me clammily
[00:00:33] Thought there was something amiss
[00:00:34] When others found various antics hilarious
[00:00:36] All I could manage was this ho ho
[00:00:38] Or this ho waahhh
[00:00:41] My father he shouted he needs to be clouted
[00:00:42] His teeth on a wreath I'll hand him
[00:00:44] My mother she cried as she rushed to my side
[00:00:46] You re a brute and you don't understand him
[00:00:48] So they send for a witch with a terrible twitch
[00:00:49] To ask how my future impressed her
[00:00:51] She took one look at me and cried hehehehehe he
[00:00:57] What else could he be but a jester
[00:00:59] A jester a jester a funny idea a jester
[00:01:03] No butcher no baker no candlestick maker
[00:01:05] And me with the look of a fine undertaker
[00:01:07] Impressed her as a jester
[00:01:11] Now where could I learn any comical turn
[00:01:12] That was not in a book on the shelf
[00:01:14] No teacher to take me and mold me and make me
[00:01:16] A merryman fool or an elf
[00:01:18] But I'm proud to recall that in no time at all
[00:01:20] With no other recourses but my own resources
[00:01:21] With firm application and determination
[00:01:25] I made a fool of myself
[00:01:32] I bought a little gun and I learned to shoot
[00:01:34] I bought a little a horn and I learned to toot
[00:01:35] Now I can shoot and toot ain't that cute Plbbt
[00:01:45] I started to travel to try to unravel
[00:01:46] My mind and to find a new chance
[00:01:49] When I got to Spain it was suddenly plain
[00:01:50] That the field that appealed was the dance
[00:01:52] The Spanish were clannish but I wouldn't vanish
[00:01:54] I learned every step they had planned
[00:01:55] The first step of all isn't hard to recall
[00:01:57] Cause the first step of all is to stand
[00:02:00] And stand
[00:02:01] And stand and stand and stand and stand and
[00:02:07] They sometimes stand this way for days
[00:02:10] Then they get very mad
[00:02:11] At the floor and start to stomp on it
[00:02:14] (Smash Ow )
[00:02:23] After all of my practice the terrible fact is
[00:02:28] I made a fool of myself
[00:02:35] I sadly decided that dancing as I did
[00:02:37] To sing was a thing that was sure
[00:02:39] I found me a teacher a crotchety creature
[00:02:40] Who used to sing coloratura
[00:02:42] She twisted my chin pushed my diaphragm in
[00:02:44] With a poker she vocalized me
[00:02:46] When she said it was best that I threw out my chest
[00:02:48] You may gather that rather surprised me
[00:02:50] I was on solid ground till I suddenly found
[00:02:52] That in Venice I was to appear
[00:02:53] The gala locale was a choppy canal
[00:02:54] And me a high sea gondolier
[00:02:57] I nervously perched as the gondola lurched
[00:02:59] Before the King s palazzo
[00:03:00] As I started my song my voice it was strong
[00:03:05] But my stomach I fear was not so
[00:03:08] Oh solo mio oh
[00:03:14] Oh solo ooh Help
[00:03:23] When I fell overboard how his majesty roared
[00:03:25] And before a siesta he made me his jester
[00:03:27] And I found out soon that to be a buffoon
[00:03:29] Was a serious thing as a rule
[00:03:31] For a jester's chief employment
[00:03:33] Is to kill himself for your enjoyment
[00:03:34] And a jester unemployed is nobody s fool
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