《The Universal Adjective Song(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:01] The Universal Adjective Song - Pinkard & Bowden

[00:01:00] I guess I must've learned that word

[00:01:03] When I was just a child

[00:01:05] But how the f**k would I know

[00:01:08] It would drive my teachers wild

[00:01:12] It just seemed so descriptive

[00:01:15] When I read it off the wall

[00:01:17] I shouted it in the classroom

[00:01:19] And had to stand in the f**kin' hall

[00:01:23] You know that I refined its use

[00:01:29] When I was in the Navy

[00:01:32] I learned to eat defensively

[00:01:34] And say "Pass the f**kin' gravy"

[00:01:37] They taught me how to f**k around

[00:01:41] And live it up on leave

[00:01:44] The ways I've learned to use that word

[00:01:47] You wouldn't f**kin' believe

[00:01:50] Oh the universal adjective is

[00:01:54] F**kin' up my life

[00:01:55] F**kin' up my life (Yeah)

[00:01:59] F**kin' up my life

[00:02:01] I lost so many friends

[00:02:04] I even lost my f**kin' wife

[00:02:07] The universal adjective is

[00:02:10] F**kin' up my life

[00:02:18] I was sittin' in a bar one night

[00:02:19] All f**ked up on tequila

[00:02:22] My wife comes in all f**kin' mad

[00:02:25] Says "I'll f**kin' see ya"

[00:02:29] I really didn't understand

[00:02:32] Just what the f**k she meant

[00:02:34] Until she took me into court

[00:02:37] And she took every f**kin' cent

[00:02:39] (Sing along)

[00:02:41] Oh the universal adjective is

[00:02:45] F**kin' up my life

[00:02:47] F**kin' up my life (Yeah)

[00:02:50] F**kin' up my life

[00:02:52] I lost so many friends

[00:02:54] I even lost my f**kin' wife

[00:02:58] The universal adjective is

[00:03:01] F**kin' up my life