《Criminal(伴奏)》歌词

[00:00:02] A lot of people ask me stupid f**king questions

[00:00:08] A lot of people think that what i say on records

[00:00:12] Or what i talk about on a record

[00:00:14] That i actually do in real life

[00:00:17] Or that i believe in it

[00:00:20] Or if i say that i wanna kill somebody that

[00:00:24] I'm actually gonna do it

[00:00:26] Or that i believe in it

[00:00:29] Well sh*t if you believe that

[00:00:32] Then i'll kill you

[00:00:35] You know why

[00:00:37] Cause i'm a

[00:00:38] Criminal

[00:00:42] Criminal

[00:00:45] You god damn right

[00:00:47] I'm a criminal

[00:00:51] Yeah i'm a criminal

[00:00:56] My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge

[00:00:58] That'll stab you in the head

[00:01:00] Whether you're a fag or lez

[00:01:01] Or the homosex hermaph or a trans-a-vest

[00:01:03] Pants or dress hate fags the answer's yes

[00:01:06] Homophobic nah you're just heterophobic

[00:01:08] Staring at my jeans watching my genitals bulging

[00:01:10] That's my motherf**king balls

[00:01:12] You'd better let go of em

[00:01:13] They belong in my scrotum

[00:01:14] You'll never get hold of em

[00:01:15] Hey it's me versace

[00:01:16] Whoops somebody shot me

[00:01:18] And i was just checking the mail

[00:01:19] Get it checking the 'male'

[00:01:20] How many records you expecting to sell

[00:01:22] After your second lp sends you directly to jail

[00:01:24] C'mon relax guy i like gay men

[00:01:27] Right ken give me an amen aaa-men

[00:01:30] Please lord this boy needs jesus

[00:01:32] Heal this child help us destroy these demons

[00:01:34] Oh and please send me a brand new car

[00:01:36] And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital

[00:01:39] Preacher preacher fifth grade teacher

[00:01:41] You can't reach me my mom can't neither

[00:01:43] You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause

[00:01:46] I watch tv and comcast cable

[00:01:48] And you ain't able to stop these thoughts

[00:01:50] You can't stop me from topping these charts

[00:01:53] And you can't stop me from dropping each march

[00:01:55] With a brand new cd for these f**king retards

[00:01:57] Duhhh and to think it's just little ol' me

[00:02:00] Mr don't give a f**k still won't leave

[00:02:02] I'm a criminal

[00:02:03] Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime

[00:02:05] To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal

[00:02:07] But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird

[00:02:10] And keep going i don't take sh*t from no one

[00:02:11] I'm a criminal

[00:02:12] Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime

[00:02:14] To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal

[00:02:17] But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird

[00:02:19] And keep going i don't take sh*t from no one

[00:02:21] My mother did drugs hard liquor cigarettes and speed

[00:02:23] The baby came out disfigured ligaments indeed

[00:02:25] It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she

[00:02:28] Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me

[00:02:30] I'm a criminal an animal caged who turned crazed

[00:02:33] But how the f**k you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised

[00:02:35] So as i got older and i got a lot taller

[00:02:37] My dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger

[00:02:40] I drink more liquor to f**k you up quicker

[00:02:42] Than you'd wanna f**k me up for saying the word

[00:02:44] My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral

[00:02:46] Sex in his oval office on top of his desk

[00:02:49] Off of his own employee

[00:02:50] Now don't ignore me you won't avoid me

[00:02:52] You can't miss me i'm white blonde-haired

[00:02:53] And my nose is pointy

[00:02:54] I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die

[00:02:56] In plane crashes and laughs

[00:02:57] As long as it ain't happened to him

[00:02:59] Slim shady i'm as crazy as em

[00:03:01] Inem and kim combined kch the maniac's in

[00:03:03] Replacing the doctor cause dre couldn't make it today

[00:03:05] He's a little under the weather so i'm taking his place

[00:03:08] Mm-mm-mmm oh that's dre with an ak to his face

[00:03:10] Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place

[00:03:12] I told you dre you should've kept that thang put away

[00:03:15] I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it eh

[00:03:17] I'm a criminal

[00:03:21] Aight look uh huh just go up in that motherf**ker

[00:03:24] Get the motherf**king money and get the f**k up outta there

[00:03:26] Aight

[00:03:26] I'll be right here waiting on you

[00:03:28] Aight

[00:03:28] Yo em

[00:03:29] What

[00:03:30] Don't kill nobody this time

[00:03:31] Awwright god damn f**k

[00:03:55] Windows tinted on my ride when i drive in it

[00:03:57] So when i rob a bank run out and just dive in it

[00:04:00] So i'll be disguised in it

[00:04:01] And if anybody identifies the guy in it

[00:04:03] I'll hide for five minutes

[00:04:05] Come back shoot the eyewitness

[00:04:06] Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business

[00:04:09] Die b**ches bastards brats pets

[00:04:12] This puppy's lucky i didn't blast his a** yet

[00:04:14] If i ever gave a f**k i'd shave my nuts

[00:04:16] Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck

[00:04:19] You motherf**king chickens ain't brave enough

[00:04:21] To say the stuff i say so just tape it shut

[00:04:23] Sh*t half the sh*t i say i just make it up

[00:04:25] To make you mad so kiss my white naked a**

[00:04:28] And if it's not a rapper that i make it as

[00:04:30] I'm a be a f**king rapist in a jason mask

[00:04:33] I'm a criminal

[00:04:33] Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime

[00:04:36] To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal

[00:04:38] But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird

[00:04:40] And keep going i don't take sh*t from no one

[00:04:42] I'm a criminal

[00:04:43] Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime

[00:04:45] To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal

[00:04:47] But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird

[00:04:50] And keep going i don't take sh*t from no one

[00:04:51] I'm a criminal

[00:04:52] Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime

[00:04:54] To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal

[00:04:57] But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird

[00:04:59] And keep going i don't take sh*t from no one

[00:05:00] I'm a criminal

[00:05:01] Cause every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime

[00:05:04] To tell em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal

[00:05:06] But i don't gotta say a word i just flip em the bird

[00:05:08] And keep going i don't take sh*t from no one

[00:05:10] I'm a criminal