《Mr. Mom》歌词

[00:00:17] Lost my job came home mad

[00:00:19] Got a hug and kiss and that's too bad

[00:00:22] She said "I can go to work

[00:00:24] Until you find another job"

[00:00:27] I thought I like the sound of that

[00:00:30] Watch TV and take long naps

[00:00:33] Go from a hard working dad

[00:00:36] To being Mr Mom

[00:00:38] Well

[00:00:39] Pampers melt in a maytag dryer

[00:00:42] Crayons go up one drawer higher

[00:00:44] Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time

[00:00:47] Breakfast six naps at nine

[00:00:50] There's bubble gum in the baby's hair

[00:00:53] Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair

[00:00:56] Been crazy all day long

[00:00:58] And it's only Monday Mr Mom

[00:01:08] Football soccer and ballet

[00:01:11] Squeeze in scouts and P T A

[00:01:13] And there's that shopping list she left

[00:01:16] That's seven pages long

[00:01:19] How much smoke can one stove make

[00:01:22] The kids won't eat my charcoal cake

[00:01:25] It's more than any man

[00:01:27] Can take being Mr Mom

[00:01:30] Well

[00:01:31] Pampers melt in a maytag dryer

[00:01:33] Crayons go up one drawer higher

[00:01:36] Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time

[00:01:39] Breakfast six naps at nine

[00:01:41] There's bubble gum in the baby's hair

[00:01:44] Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair

[00:01:47] Been crazy all day long

[00:01:50] And it's only Monday Mr Mom

[00:02:04] Before I fall in bed tonight

[00:02:06] If the dog didn't eat the classified

[00:02:09] I'm gonna look just one more time

[00:02:15] 'Cause

[00:02:16] Pampers melt in a maytag dryer

[00:02:18] Crayons go up one drawer higher

[00:02:21] Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time

[00:02:23] Breakfast six naps at nine

[00:02:26] There's bubble gum in the baby's hair

[00:02:29] Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair

[00:02:32] Been crazy all day long

[00:02:35] Oh been crazy all day long

[00:02:40] And it's only Monday Mr Mom

[00:02:47] Oh Mr Mom

[00:02:54] Balancin' checkbooks juggling bills

[00:02:57] Thought there was nothing to it

[00:03:00] Baby now I know how you feel

[00:03:02] What I don't know is how you do it

[00:03:20] Honey you're my hero