《The Seven Days Of Shiva》歌词

[00:00:00] The Seven Days Of Shiva - Rick Moranis

[00:00:04] On the first day of Shiva the Stulbergs sent in

[00:00:09] The biggest potato kugel I've ever seen

[00:00:13] On the second day of Shiva the Katzmans had delivered

[00:00:18] Two tureens of borscht

[00:00:20] And a bigger potato kugel than the Stulbergs'

[00:00:27] On the third day of Shiva the Applebaums sent over

[00:00:32] Three steamed pastramis

[00:00:33] Two tureens of borscht

[00:00:35] And an even bigger potato kugel than the Stulberg's

[00:00:40] Or the Katzmans'

[00:00:42] On the fourth day of Shiva the Resnicks came

[00:00:46] And brought four pickled tongues

[00:00:51] Three steamed pastramis

[00:00:53] Two tureens of borsht

[00:00:55] And we had to leave their kugel in the hall

[00:01:02] On the fifth day of Shiva the Rubinoffs dropped off

[00:01:07] Five plates of smoked fish

[00:01:09] Four pickled tongues

[00:01:13] Three steamed pastramis

[00:01:15] Two tureens of borsht

[00:01:16] And we finally finished the Stulbergs' kugel

[00:01:19] From the first day

[00:01:24] On the sixth day of Shiva

[00:01:26] The Greenwalds walked in

[00:01:29] With six pounds of liver

[00:01:31] Five plates of smoked fish

[00:01:32] Four pickled tongues

[00:01:37] Three steamed pastramis

[00:01:38] Two bowls of borsht

[00:01:40] And the Stulbergs came

[00:01:42] And we offered them some of Katzman's kugel

[00:01:45] From the second day

[00:01:47] On the seventh day of Shiva

[00:01:50] The Kepplers called and said

[00:01:52] That Syd Keppler died after

[00:01:54] Seven operations

[00:01:56] Six days intensive

[00:01:58] Quintuple bypass

[00:02:00] Four years of dialysis

[00:02:04] Three skin grafts

[00:02:06] Two hip replacements

[00:02:07] So we sent in a nice potato kuge