《Smoothies》歌词

[00:00:00] Smoothies - MC Mr. Napkins

[00:00:06] This song is about one of my favourite things

[00:00:07] In the whole wide beautiful world

[00:00:11] Check it

[00:00:12] I like a smoothie

[00:00:15] Really and truly

[00:00:17] They're icy and fruity

[00:00:20] I like a smoothie

[00:00:22] Yo

[00:00:24] You know what smoothies are like y'all

[00:00:26] Smoothies are like love

[00:00:30] 'Cause I make some every morning

[00:00:32] In my kitchen

[00:00:35] Smoothies are like a woman's body

[00:00:37] 'Cause they're smoooooooth

[00:00:41] And when they're not I find them off putting and distasteful

[00:00:43] Uuuggh

[00:00:46] I like a smoothie

[00:00:47] So if you want to seduce me ladies

[00:00:50] Just fill that jacuzzi

[00:00:52] With a bubbling hot smoothie

[00:00:56] Wait no

[00:00:57] I hate a smoothie

[00:00:59] Yeah I think they taste poopy

[00:01:01] They smell like a doody

[00:01:04] Sike

[00:01:05] I like a smoothie

[00:01:08] Smoothies are like handjobs

[00:01:09] Because other people have made decent smoothies

[00:01:14] But their recipe is not as good as my recipe

[00:01:20] Smoothie are like moose sh*t

[00:01:22] Because if you rearrange all the letters in moose sh*t

[00:01:27] It spells smoothies

[00:01:32] Alright y'all time to get involved

[00:01:34] So everybody say it back to me like this

[00:01:37] I like a smoothie

[00:01:40] And now say it while you shake your booty ready

[00:01:43] I like a smoothie

[00:01:45] And now say it real British and snooty ready

[00:01:48] I like a smoothie

[00:01:51] Nice now say it real spooky ready

[00:01:54] I like a smoothie

[00:01:57] Now say it like Scooby Scooby Doo

[00:01:59] Ri rike a roorie

[00:02:02] And now say it like Snoopy

[00:02:07] Yeah that cartoon dog doesn't talk

[00:02:09] Now without the constonants

[00:02:10] I I e a oo ie

[00:02:13] Uh huh now without the vowels ready

[00:02:17] L k sm th

[00:02:20] Yeah

[00:02:23] Uh

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