《Krav Maga》歌词

[00:00:04] Krav Maga - MC Mr. Napkins

[00:00:09] Now you know that judo is japanese

[00:00:11] And they got karate too

[00:00:13] And thailand has muay thai

[00:00:14] And china has kung fu

[00:00:17] And they do capoeira in rio de janeiro

[00:00:19] And korea has the tae kwon do

[00:00:22] But did you know that israel

[00:00:23] Has a martial art also

[00:00:25] Well it's called krav maga

[00:00:27] Krav maga

[00:00:28] It's not greek like baklava

[00:00:30] It's israeli ooh

[00:00:32] Like falafel ah

[00:00:33] Krav maga

[00:00:34] Billy was a bully

[00:00:37] And victor was his victim

[00:00:39] And every day on the way to class

[00:00:41] Billy punched and kicked him

[00:00:44] And this was not junior high

[00:00:45] This was harvard law

[00:00:48] So victor said

[00:00:49] I'm too old for this

[00:00:50] And he went and learned krav maga

[00:00:52] The next time they crossed paths

[00:00:54] It was quite a different picture

[00:00:56] Because this time victor fought back

[00:00:59] And victor was the victor

[00:01:01] And he took billy's head

[00:01:03] Stuck it in the lavaratoire

[00:01:05] And he went flush

[00:01:06] Billy now you know

[00:01:08] You don't mess with krav maga

[00:01:10] That billy

[00:01:11] Was burly

[00:01:12] But still he got a swirly

[00:01:14] Because victor took him out

[00:01:15] Like he was just a little weakling

[00:01:19] I won't rhyme girly there

[00:01:21] That's one we all foresaw

[00:01:22] And unpredictability

[00:01:24] Is part of kraaaav

[00:01:26] Mizza mizza mizza mizza

[00:01:27] Miriam and rebecca were chillin'

[00:01:29] By the bagel store

[00:01:31] When up came this tough dame

[00:01:33] They'd never seen before

[00:01:35] And she pulled a gun and said

[00:01:37] Gimme those wallets

[00:01:38] Now mwah ha ha

[00:01:40] She didn't know that our friend rebecca

[00:01:42] Was trained in krav maga

[00:01:44] The fight lasted less than a minute

[00:01:46] And not only did rebecca win it

[00:01:48] But she kicked that ass so hard

[00:01:50] She literally left a bootprint in it

[00:01:53] And miriam looked at the outlined foot

[00:01:55] And she made a face like what

[00:01:57] And she said

[00:01:58] Krav ma ga becky

[00:02:00] Look at her butt

[00:02:01] Ho ha ha yeah

[00:02:05] That's krav maga

[00:02:06] Oh m'gah oh m'gah

[00:02:09] Oh m'gah that's krav maga

[00:02:10] I said oh ma gah that's krav maga

[00:02:13] Hardcore like quick draw mcgraw

[00:02:15] From the folks who brought you the yarmulke

[00:02:17] That's krav maga

[00:02:19] Shalom