《Anatole of Paris》歌词

[00:00:00] Anatole of Paris - Danny Kaye/Vic Schoen & His Orchestra

[00:00:03] It all began when I was born a month too soon

[00:00:09] My ma was frightened by a runaway saloon

[00:00:16] Pa was forced to be a hobo

[00:00:18] Because he played the oboe

[00:00:20] And the oboe it is clearly understood

[00:00:24] Is an ill wind that no one blows good

[00:00:31] I'll never forget the morning that Grandpa ate the awning

[00:00:34] To impress a pretty lady who went for men that were shady

[00:00:40] Then my Uncle Josia lit the Chicago fire

[00:00:43] Ran off to Hawaii with the O'Leary cow

[00:00:47] Which his loving wife resented and there upon invented

[00:00:51] A rolling pin that strikes and then says pow

[00:00:55] And I'm the result of the twisted eugenics

[00:00:58] Of this family of inbred schizophrenics

[00:01:00] The end of a long long line of bats

[00:01:03] I design women's hats

[00:01:12] I'm Anatole of Paris

[00:01:14] I shriek with chic

[00:01:16] My hat of the week

[00:01:17] Cause 6 divorces, 3 runaway horses

[00:01:20] I'm Anatole of Paris

[00:01:22] The hats I sell make husbands yell

[00:01:25] Is that a hat or a two room flat

[00:01:28] Let me get my paw on a little piece of straw

[00:01:32] And viola!

[00:01:32] A chapeau, at 60 bucks a throw

[00:01:38] It's how I pull and chew on it

[00:01:40] The little things I do on it

[00:01:43] Like placing yards of lacing or a bicycle built for two on it

[00:01:46] The little ones, the big ones

[00:01:49] The sat on by a pig ones

[00:01:51] The foolish ones that perch

[00:01:53] And the ghoulish ones that lurch

[00:01:54] The one called whisky sour

[00:01:56] Designed for the cocktail hour

[00:01:57] A little snip, a potato chip

[00:01:59] And a trifle off the eiffle tower

[00:02:03] I'm Anatole of Paris I must design

[00:02:05] I'm just like wine

[00:02:08] I go to your head

[00:02:11] Give me thread and the needle

[00:02:15] I itch, I twitch to stitch

[00:02:16] I'm a glutton for cutting

[00:02:17] For putting with a button

[00:02:19] To snip and pluck, nip and tuck

[00:02:21] Fix and trim, plan the brim

[00:02:22] Tote that barge, lift that bail

[00:02:24] And why do I sew each new chapeau

[00:02:29] With a style they most look positively grim in

[00:02:32] Strictly between us, entre-nous

[00:02:37] I hate women.