《The Frog Is Out of Frogness》歌词

[00:00:01] once upon a time

[00:00:03] there was a frog who couldn't change his color

[00:00:08] and afraid of predators

[00:00:11] he'd never leave his home

[00:00:16] all his toxins were so mild that he thought

[00:00:20] "it'd only take a bit of salt

[00:00:22] to abridge its bad taste

[00:00:25] forget about the poison

[00:00:26] it'd only cause a stomach ache"

[00:00:28] so the frog thought:

[00:00:30] "i won't procreate

[00:00:32] i always thought we were disgusting anyway

[00:00:36] and who would care about becoming a tasteless prince

[00:00:39] and stand a moron princess everyday,

[00:00:45] all the frogs around wake up so early in the morning just to dance

[00:00:50] so they can glare a princess who's so bored and dumb

[00:00:54] that she would kiss whoever tells her that she's fine"