《武松打虎(DJ版)》歌词

[00:00:00] 武松打虎 (DJ版) - 火狼

[00:00:11] 词：刘际/赵伟洲

[00:00:22] 曲：小宝

[00:00:34] 音乐这莫一响

[00:00:35] 是别的咱不说

[00:00:38] 说一说打虎英雄名叫武二哥

[00:00:41] 话说这么一天

[00:00:43] 武松抄家伙

[00:00:45] 他直奔景阳岗

[00:00:47] 心里头乐呵呵

[00:00:50] 要说打虎

[00:00:51] 还是武二哥

[00:00:54] 打了虎出了名天下传说

[00:00:58] 可没走几里路

[00:00:59] 他心里头暗琢磨

[00:01:01] 这山上的老虎到底多大个儿

[00:01:06] 是公还是母儿

[00:01:07] 是高还是矬

[00:01:10] 是一个是两个

[00:01:11] 还是一大

[00:01:12] 还是还是一大窝儿

[00:01:16] 一个还好办

[00:01:17] 我跟它能比划

[00:01:20] 要是上来七八个

[00:01:22] 我可打不过

[00:01:23] 我可打不过

[00:01:25] 他转身刚要走

[00:01:27] 心里它又琢磨

[00:01:29] 县太爷为打虎摆了好几桌

[00:01:34] 又吃饭又喝酒

[00:01:35] 还给我唱歌

[00:01:38] 戴红花儿

[00:01:38] 骑大马

[00:01:39] 送我上山坡

[00:01:41] 这样回去

[00:01:43] 叫我怎么说

[00:01:45] 我说我感冒是我说我咳嗽

[00:01:49] 我说我有假条儿我歇两天再说

[00:01:54] 县太爷听这话准说我念嘬

[00:01:58] 众百姓听了我这面子往哪儿搁

[00:02:01] 我还得把山上

[00:02:03] 我还得去拼搏

[00:02:06] 打死虎我出了名

[00:02:08] 我可了不得

[00:02:10] 最起码的

[00:02:11] 跟各界明星平起又平坐

[00:02:16] 谁是周杰伦他唱歌算什么

[00:02:20] 刘德华见了我也得

[00:02:22] 也得叫二哥

[00:03:00] 刚要把山上

[00:03:01] 他心里头又琢磨

[00:03:03] 这万一出点事儿

[00:03:05] 那可了不得

[00:03:07] 老虎咬脚豆儿

[00:03:09] 咬我胳肢窝

[00:03:11] 我有痒痒肉

[00:03:14] 一咬哏儿哏儿乐

[00:03:15] 扒我后脑勺儿我可不能活

[00:03:20] 把我咬伤了

[00:03:21] 全家数落我

[00:03:23] 谁让你逞能

[00:03:25] 谁让你这么做

[00:03:27] 你想成大腕儿

[00:03:29] 你想点儿别的辙

[00:03:31] 你死也不能死

[00:03:33] 你活也不能活

[00:03:35] 你成这模样

[00:03:37] 你算找谁的

[00:03:42] 武松想到这呢

[00:03:43] 这脑袋可大了

[00:03:45] 他上又不能上

[00:03:48] 撤也不能撤

[00:03:49] 想了半天怎么办

[00:03:52] 干脆把酒喝

[00:03:53] 这酒要喝多了呢

[00:03:55] 好处特别多

[00:03:57] 警察逮着我呀

[00:03:59] 是酒后驾车

[00:04:02] 把我关进去

[00:04:03] 哎老虎还不打了

[00:04:06] 武松想到这呢

[00:04:07] 他心里头乐呵呵

[00:04:09] 我这就把酒喝

[00:04:11] 先来杯可乐对着白酒喝

[00:04:16] 再来瓶红酒啊对着雪碧喝

[00:04:20] 最后再来十箱啤酒灌死我得了

[00:04:23] 你要问这老虎还打不打了呀

[00:04:26] 咱们下回接着说