《Walking a Midget》歌词

[00:00:00] Walking a Midget - Cretin

[00:00:33] I own a happy midget I walk him in the yard

[00:00:35] He's tethered to a leash we don't go very far

[00:00:37] Stumpy arms and legs prancing by my side

[00:00:40] He trains so hard I promised him one day we'd go outside

[00:00:43] Oh my proud little man

[00:00:46] Summersaults and handstands

[00:00:48] Show me those silly midget tricks

[00:00:50] When I clap my hands he jumps and does a flip

[00:01:02] I tell him that it's time he shrieks and wets the floor

[00:01:05] When I attach his leash he drags me to the door

[00:01:07] We will show the people who used to laugh at you

[00:01:10] Just what a special midget can be trained to do

[00:01:12] Oh stubby dwarven friend

[00:01:16] My companion till the end

[00:01:17] Runs just as fast as he can

[00:01:20] Don't forget to flip when I clap my hands

[00:01:45] Strutting down the street he's on his brand new leash

[00:01:47] He tries to jump on people I keep him out of reach

[00:01:49] All the people ask me why I treat him wrong

[00:01:52] I tell them they did worse then we sing our song

[00:01:54] Happy little midget running down the street

[00:01:57] Happy little midget skip on stunted feet

[00:01:59] Walk my funny midget watch him do his tricks

[00:02:02] Then I clap my hands he jumps and does a flip