《Uncle Percy》歌词

[00:00:00] Uncle Percy - Cretin

[00:00:10] Retarded uncle Percy lives

[00:00:11] At his sister's place

[00:00:12] Her children help clean up his mess

[00:00:13] While she is away

[00:00:14] One day he hugged the family dog

[00:00:16] Tighter than he should

[00:00:17] Then dragged the dead thing by it's leash

[00:00:18] Around the neighborhood

[00:00:24] Grieving in the cemetery

[00:00:26] Where they bury pets

[00:00:27] Uncle Percy yelps and barks

[00:00:28] Not understanding death

[00:00:29] He tries to cheer the children up

[00:00:30] He hates to see them cry

[00:00:32] His simple ways just make things worse

[00:00:33] Percy wonders why

[00:00:49] He plans to resurrect the pet

[00:00:50] Dig it from the ground

[00:00:52] Present them with their faithful friend

[00:00:52] Their decomposing hound

[00:00:54] He finds his way back to the grave

[00:00:55] Very late that night

[00:00:56] Digs up the dog and skins it with

[00:00:58] His rusty pocketknife

[00:01:09] Stab into the rotting beast and strip it of it's pelt

[00:01:11] Double knotting shoelace strings he ties it to himself

[00:01:14] Dropping down onto all fours he hopes they can pretend

[00:01:17] This naked bloody cretin is their favorite furry friend

[00:01:34] Wearing dog skin like a mask he lumbers through the yard

[00:01:37] He chases birds and squirrels and toys a growling yelping card

[00:01:39] He scratches at the children's window hoping they will play

[00:01:42] Horrified the children scream and scare Percy away