《Triplets》歌词

[00:00:04] Three little unexpected children simultaneously

[00:00:06] The doctor bought us in you can see

[00:00:09] That we'll be three forever and E, I, O

[00:00:12] You wouldn't know how agonizing being triplets can be

[00:00:15] Each one is individually the victim of that clinical day

[00:00:17] E, I, O,

[00:00:20] Every summer we go away to Baden-Baden-Baden

[00:00:22] Every winter we come back home to Walla-Walla-Walla

[00:00:28] We do everything alike

[00:00:31] We look alike, we dress alike, we walk alike, we talk alike

[00:00:35] And what is more

[00:00:36] We hate each other very much

[00:00:38] We hate our folks

[00:00:39] We're sick of jokes about how hard it is to tell us apart

[00:00:43] If one of us gets the measles, then another one gets the measles

[00:00:47] Then all of gets the measles, and mumps, and croup

[00:00:50] How I wish I had a gun, a little gun

[00:00:54] It would be fun to shoot the other two and only be one

[00:00:57] Mrs. Hildendorfer loves to talk to Mrs. Goldenbasser

[00:01:01] Of the day she went to Sloane's and had her silly Willy

[00:01:04] Mrs. Hassencooper loves to talk to Mrs. Eldenspritzel

[00:01:08] Of her major operation when she had her twins

[00:01:11] But when mother comes along she silences the others

[00:01:15] She accomplished something that is very rare in mothers

[00:01:19] For example just to prove that she was more than ample

[00:01:22] She admits Lane Bryant thought that they were measuring a giant

[00:01:25] Dr. Heimerdanner almost lost his bedside manner

[00:01:29] On the day that he first slipped upon us three

[00:01:33] We do everything alike

[00:01:35] We look alike, we dress alike, we walk alike, we talk alike

[00:01:39] And what is more

[00:01:41] We hate each other very much

[00:01:42] We hate our folks

[00:01:44] We're sick of jokes on what an art it is to tell us apart

[00:01:47] We eat the same kind of vittle

[00:01:49] We drink from the same kind of bottles

[00:01:51] We sit in the same kind of high chair, high chair, high chair

[00:01:54] Momma says that we're a bore and what is more

[00:01:58] She didn't want to have us and we didn't want to have her

[00:02:02] No more