《High in Church(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] High in Church - Trevor Moore

[00:00:08] I'm high in church

[00:00:09] I'm high in church

[00:00:10] Oh law forgive me

[00:00:12] This is the worst

[00:00:13] I'm high in church

[00:00:15] I'm high in church

[00:00:16] Oh god please help me

[00:00:18] This is the worst

[00:00:19] 'Cuz he brought a bag of shrooms and pot

[00:00:22] And I'm new to this I'm just learnin'

[00:00:24] Got a little too high on accident

[00:00:26] Yeah that's right not on purpose

[00:00:28] Then mom busted in my room

[00:00:30] And said we have to go to midnight service

[00:00:31] We're in the minivan

[00:00:32] And my friends don't understand

[00:00:34] I'm freaking out here man

[00:00:36] Trying to remember who I am

[00:00:37] My mom is talking to me

[00:00:39] And that's just making it worse

[00:00:40] We walk into the lobby

[00:00:41] Oh shit I'm high in church

[00:00:44] I'm high in church

[00:00:45] I'm high in church

[00:00:46] Oh god please help me

[00:00:48] This is the worst

[00:00:49] I'm high in church

[00:00:51] I'm high in church

[00:00:52] I'm high as hell

[00:00:54] This is the worst

[00:00:55] Go and a pew

[00:00:56] I'm freaking out don't know what to do

[00:00:58] There's an old war vet snoring next to me

[00:00:59] And I think he's been here since world war 2

[00:01:01] I'm peaking here

[00:01:02] I'm wigging out

[00:01:02] They know I'm stoned

[00:01:03] There is no doubt

[00:01:04] Brian is reading the bible and laughing

[00:01:05] I plead for him to cut it out

[00:01:07] But he's giggling loud he starts to cry

[00:01:08] He's turning red I don't know why

[00:01:10] He's like a goddamn neon billboard saying

[00:01:12] Hey y'all we're super high

[00:01:13] I ask him what his problem is

[00:01:14] And what's making him laugh

[00:01:16] He points to a verse that says

[00:01:17] The lord opened up the mouth of an ass

[00:01:19] Oh my god that's super gross

[00:01:20] Why the hell is that in there

[00:01:22] My mom shushes both of us

[00:01:23] And people turn around and stare

[00:01:25] I take the book from brian

[00:01:26] The choir begins to sing

[00:01:28] It dawns on me that I've

[00:01:29] Never actually read this thing

[00:01:31] I opened up the pages

[00:01:32] And then start flipping through

[00:01:34] I find it calms me down

[00:01:35] And gives my mind something to do

[00:01:37] It says some beautiful

[00:01:38] Things about forgiveness and love

[00:01:40] 'Til I get to the end when god comes back

[00:01:42] Wilds out and straight up f**ks earth up

[00:01:43] Holy shit did you know this

[00:01:44] Read this last part what the f**k

[00:01:46] Spoiler alert god comes back with dragons

[00:01:47] And murders everyone

[00:01:49] What happened to the lovey dovey

[00:01:51] Stuff from the other verse

[00:01:52] Oh shit man I can't handle this right now

[00:01:54] I'm high in church

[00:01:56] I'm high in church

[00:01:57] I'm high in church

[00:01:58] Oh god please help me

[00:02:00] This is the worst

[00:02:01] I'm high in church

[00:02:03] I'm high in church

[00:02:04] I'm high as hell

[00:02:06] This is the worst

[00:02:07] Need to get where no one can see

[00:02:08] So I excuse myself to take a pee

[00:02:10] But in the bathroom my old youth pastor

[00:02:11] Comes up and stands next to me

[00:02:13] Oh great he's probably gonna start

[00:02:14] Yapping about how my soul is eternal

[00:02:16] But instead he justs asks why my pants

[00:02:17] Are down at the urinal

[00:02:19] Oops umm sorry about that

[00:02:20] Nice to see you gotta go

[00:02:22] Oh my god I'm high as balls

[00:02:23] And there's no way he doesn't know

[00:02:25] Shit is getting out of hand

[00:02:26] I'm getting higher

[00:02:27] Need to make a plan

[00:02:28] Maybe tell mom I'm sick

[00:02:29] And try to get the keys to

[00:02:30] Sleep this off in the van

[00:02:31] I scoot back to my seat and

[00:02:32] Notice everyone has stopped singing

[00:02:34] The pastor asks if there is

[00:02:35] Anyone here who is visiting

[00:02:37] Mom gets excited raises her hand

[00:02:38] I tell her no but she makes me stand

[00:02:40] Pastor asks is I'm just here for christmas

[00:02:42] And I say I am

[00:02:43] The congregation turns around

[00:02:44] The pastor asks me how I've been

[00:02:46] And that's about when

[00:02:47] The goddamn shrooms decided it

[00:02:47] Was time to kick the f**k on in

[00:02:49] Wow how are you really done it now

[00:02:52] Holy shit what's going on

[00:02:53] What is that voice I'm freaking out

[00:02:55] This is satan and you've summoned

[00:02:57] Me to seal your doom

[00:02:58] Whoa hold up wait a minute

[00:03:00] I don't even think I believe in you

[00:03:01] I exist within subcounciousness down in your mind

[00:03:04] But you did drugs and went to church

[00:03:06] So now your soul is mine

[00:03:07] For all eternity you will

[00:03:09] Never escape my clutch

[00:03:10] Okay uh first of all I think

[00:03:12] That seems like a little much

[00:03:13] A joint and couple caps and stems

[00:03:15] Is that all that a soul is worth

[00:03:16] And god made everything I've done tonight

[00:03:17] All of it's from the earth

[00:03:20] The mushrooms and the pot yo he made it all

[00:03:22] The nitrous and the adderall

[00:03:26] Muscle relaxers maybe a little coke

[00:03:28] But if that damns me for etenity

[00:03:29] Then if you ask me the system's broke

[00:03:31] Then satan disappeared

[00:03:32] And shrieked a shrieking sound

[00:03:34] I sent him back to hell

[00:03:35] Because I f**king stood my ground

[00:03:37] The church stares at me

[00:03:39] Their eyes are open wide

[00:03:40] And the pastor asks if I'd stop

[00:03:41] Shouting and please go outside

[00:03:44] Uh sure sorry it's just that

[00:03:49] I'm high in church

[00:03:50] I'm high in church

[00:03:51] Whatever man

[00:03:52] I guess it could be worse

[00:03:54] I'm high in church

[00:03:55] That's what I am

[00:03:57] Sorry mom I guess

[00:03:58] I'll be outside in the van

[00:04:01] Whatever man

[00:04:03] I'm gonna be out listening to the radio

[00:04:07] Wake me up when you guys are done