《Mr. Mistoffelees》歌词

[00:00:00] You ought to ask Mr Mistoffelees

[00:00:02] The original Conjuring Cat

[00:00:06] The greatest magicians have something to learn

[00:00:09] From Mr Mistoffelees's conjuring turn

[00:00:13] And you'll all say:

[00:00:16] Oh Well I never Was there ever

[00:00:19] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:00:26] He is quiet and small

[00:00:27] He is black

[00:00:28] From the ears to the tip of his tail

[00:00:30] He can creep through the tiniest crack

[00:00:33] He can walk on the narrowest rail

[00:00:36] He can pick any card from a pack

[00:00:38] He is equally cunning with dice

[00:00:41] He is always decieving you into believing

[00:00:43] That he's only hunting for mice

[00:00:46] He can play any trick with a cork

[00:00:49] Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste

[00:00:51] If you look for a knife or a fork

[00:00:53] And you think it was merely misplaced

[00:00:56] You have seen it one moment and then it is gone

[00:00:59] But you find it next week lying out on the lawn

[00:01:05] And we all say:

[00:01:07] Oh Well I never Was there ever

[00:01:11] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:01:17] Oh Well I never Was there ever

[00:01:21] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:01:28] Oh Well I never Was there ever

[00:01:31] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:01:38] Oh Well I never Was there ever

[00:01:42] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:01:49] His manner is vague and aloof

[00:01:51] You would think there was nobody shyer

[00:01:53] But his voice has been heard on the roof

[00:01:56] When he was curled up by the fire

[00:01:59] And he's sometimes been heard by the fire

[00:02:01] When he was about on the roof

[00:02:04] (At least we all heard that somebody purred)

[00:02:07] Which is uncontestable proof

[00:02:09] Of his singular magical powers

[00:02:12] And I've known the family to call

[00:02:14] Him in from the garden for hours

[00:02:17] When he was asleep in the hall

[00:02:20] And not long ago this phenomenal cat

[00:02:23] Produced seven kittens right out of a hat

[00:02:28] And we all say:

[00:02:30] Oh Well I never Was there ever

[00:02:33] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:02:40] Oh Well I never Was there ever

[00:02:44] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:03:03] The original conjuring cat

[00:03:06] The greatest magicians have

[00:03:11] And you'll all say

[00:03:14] "Oh well I never was there ever

[00:03:18] A cat so clever as magical

[00:03:21] Mr Mistoffelees"

[00:03:26] "Oh well I never was there ever

[00:03:29] A cat so clever as magical

[00:03:32] Mr Mistoffelees"

[00:03:36] Oh Well I never Was there ever

[00:03:39] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:03:46] Oh Well I never Was there ever

[00:03:50] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:03:56] Oh Well I never Was there ever

[00:04:00] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:04:07] Oh Well I never Was there ever

[00:04:10] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:04:16] Ladies and gentlemen

[00:04:18] I give you the marvelous

[00:04:19] Magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:04:19] Mr Mistoffelees (From "Cats")-The Academy Allstars