《I’ll Forget About You》歌词

[00:00:00] Now

[00:00:01] I'm sure you're all aware that this week is national gall bladder week

[00:00:03] So as sort of an educational feature at this point I thought

[00:00:04] I would acquaint you with some of the results of my rece

[00:00:05] Searches into the career of the late doctor samuel gall

[00:00:07] Inventor of the gall bladder

[00:00:07] Which certainly ranks

[00:00:08] As one of the more important technological advances

[00:00:09] Since the invention of the joy bu

[00:00:10] And the dribble glass

[00:00:11] Doctor gall's faith in his invention was

[00:00:12] So dramatically vindicated last year

[00:00:14] As you no doubt recall

[00:00:14] When

[00:00:15] For the first time in history

[00:00:16] In a nation wide poll the gall

[00:00:16] Er was voted among the top ten organs

[00:00:17] His educational career began interestingly

[00:00:18] Enough in agricultural school

[00:00:20] Where he majored in animal husbandry

[00:00:20] Until they caught him at it one day

[00:00:21] Whereupon he switched to the field of medicine

[00:00:23] In which field he also won renown as the inventor of gargling

[00:00:24] Which prior to that time had been practiced

[00:00:25] Only furtively by a remote tribe in the

[00:00:26] Who passed the secret down from father

[00:00:27] To son as part of their oral tradition

[00:00:29] He soon became a specialist

[00:00:30] Specializing in diseases of the rich

[00:00:31] He was therefore able to retire at an early age

[00:00:32] The land we all dream about

[00:00:33] Sunny mexico of course

[00:00:33] The last part of which is completely irrelevant

[00:00:34] As with the whole thing I guess

[00:00:36] Except

[00:00:36] It's a rather sneaky way of getting into this next

[00:00:37] Of popular song which is one of those things about that magic

[00:00:40] And romantic land south of the border

[00:00:41] When it's fiesta time in guadalajara

[00:00:42] Then I long to be back once again

[00:00:44] In old mexico

[00:00:44] Where we lived for today

[00:00:45] Never giving a thought to tomara

[00:01:00] To the strumming of guitars

[00:01:01] In a hundred grubby bars

[00:01:02] I would whisper te amo

[00:01:03] The mariachis would serenade

[00:01:04] And they would not shut up till they were paid

[00:01:07] We ate

[00:01:07] We drank

[00:01:09] And we were merry

[00:01:10] And we got typhoid and dysentery

[00:01:11] But best of all

[00:01:14] We went to the plaza de toros

[00:01:15] Now whenever I start feeling morose

[00:01:16] I revive by recalling that scene

[00:01:18] And names like belmonte

[00:01:19] Dominguin

[00:01:19] And manolete

[00:01:20] If I live to a hundred and eighty

[00:01:20] I shall never forget what they mean

[00:01:22] For there is surely nothing more beautiful in this

[00:01:23] World than the sight of a lone man facing singlehandedly

[00:01:24] A half a ton of angry pot roast

[00:01:25] Out came the matador

[00:01:26] Who must have been potted or

[00:01:27] Slightly insane

[00:01:28] But who looked rather bored

[00:01:28] Then the picadors of course

[00:01:29] Each one on his horse

[00:01:29] I shouted ole ev'ry time one was gored

[00:01:32] I cheered at the bandilleros' display

[00:01:33] As they stuck the bull in their own clever way

[00:01:34] For I hadn't had so much fun since the day

[00:01:35] My brother's dog rover

[00:01:36] Got run over

[00:01:37] Rover was killed by a pontiac

[00:01:38] And it was done with

[00:01:38] Such grace and artistry that the witnesses awarded the

[00:01:40] Driver both ears and the tail but I digress

[00:01:41] The moment had come

[00:01:41] I swallowed my gum

[00:01:42] We knew there'd be blood on the sand pretty soon

[00:01:43] The crowd held its breath

[00:01:44] Hoping that death

[00:01:46] Would brighten an otherwise dull afternoon

[00:01:49] At last

[00:01:49] The matador did what we wanted him to

[00:01:50] He raised his sword and his aim was true

[00:01:53] In that moment of truth I suddenly knew

[00:01:54] That someone had stolen my wallet

[00:01:55] Now it's fiesta time in akron

[00:01:56] Ohio

[00:01:56] But it's back to old guadalajara I'm longing to go

[00:01:57] Far away from the strikes of the a

[00:01:58] How I wish I could get back

[00:01:59] To the land of the wetback

[00:01:59] And forget the alamo

[00:02:01] In old mexico

[00:02:01] Ole