《Please Baby Blues》歌词

[00:02:44] The Irish Ballad - Tom Lehrer

[00:02:44] About a maid I'll sing a song

[00:02:44] Sing rickety-tickety-tin

[00:02:44] About a maid I'll sing a song

[00:02:44] Who didn't have her family long

[00:02:44] Not only did she do them wrong

[00:02:44] She did ev'ryone of them in them in

[00:02:44] She did ev'ryone of them in

[00:02:44] One morning in a fit of pique

[00:02:44] Sing rickety-tickety-tin

[00:02:44] One morning in a fit of pique

[00:02:44] She drowned her father in the creek

[00:02:44] The water tasted bad for a week

[00:02:44] And we had to make do with gin with gin

[00:02:44] We had to make do with gin

[00:02:44] Her mother she could never stand

[00:02:44] Sing rickety-tickety-tin

[00:02:44] Her mother she cold never stand

[00:02:44] And so a cyanide soup she planned

[00:02:44] The mother died with a spoon in her hand

[00:02:44] And her face in a hideous grin a grin

[00:02:44] Her face in a hideous grin

[00:02:44] She set her sister's hair on fire

[00:02:44] Sing rickety-tickety-tin

[00:02:44] She set her sister's hair on fire

[00:02:44] And as the smoke and flame rose high'are

[00:02:44] Danced around the funeral pyre

[00:02:44] Playing' a violin -olin

[00:02:44] Playing' a violin

[00:02:44] She weighted her brother down with stones

[00:02:44] Rickety-tickety-tin

[00:02:44] She weighted her brother down with stones

[00:02:44] And sent him off to davy jones

[00:02:44] All they ever found were some bones

[00:02:44] And occasional pieces of skin of skin

[00:02:44] Occasional pieces of skin

[00:02:44] One day when she had nothing to do

[00:02:44] Sing rickety-tickety-tin

[00:02:44] One day when she had nothing to do

[00:02:44] She cut her baby brother in two

[00:02:44] And served him up as an irish stew

[00:02:44] And invited the neighbors in -bors in

[00:02:44] Invited the neighbors in

[00:02:44] And when at last the police came by

[00:02:44] Sing rickety-tickety-tin

[00:02:44] And when at last the police came by

[00:02:44] Her little pranks she did not deny

[00:02:44] To do so she would have had to lie

[00:02:44] And lying she knew was a sin a sin

[00:02:44] Lying she knew was a sin

[00:02:44] My tragic tale i won't prolong

[00:02:44] Rickety-tickety-tin

[00:02:44] My tragic tale i won't prolong

[00:02:44] And if you do not enjoy my song

[00:02:44] You've yourselves to blame if it's too long

[00:02:44] You should never have let me begin begin

[00:02:44] You should never have let me begin