《The Vidiot》歌词

[00:00:17] Tonight I have a friend with me here who is hooked on TV Jim when did you first contract the TV habit

[00:00:31] Three years ago Ken I uh became vidiot

[00:00:36] Vidiot Is this a term that uh I don't understand too much about being

[00:00:41] Well that's what we people call ourselves

[00:00:44] Vidiots

[00:00:45] Yeah

[00:00:46] Well how did this happen How did you get into this this terrible situation that has torn your soul so far apart

[00:00:59] Oh it was when I started watching uh Milton Berle

[00:01:05] Milton Berle um

[00:01:08] Well I got sort of wrapped up in

[00:01:10] Was this a friend of yours

[00:01:11] No he's a fellow that's on television

[00:01:14] Oh I see

[00:01:15] I see you don't watch television very much huh

[00:01:17] Well I I have had uh other interests and that's why I but we're discussing you

[00:01:25] Oh yeah

[00:01:26] Uh Milton Berle was the fellow that um put you on this uh

[00:01:31] Yeah I got wrapped up in the show Ken It just uh the sort of thing that made me feel relaxed and uh forget my troubles and worries and I

[00:01:44] Would you start out with a just a watching a little bit huh

[00:01:47] Yeah just a little bit Few hours a day at first

[00:01:51] And then uh how much are you watching now

[00:01:55] Well I figure it's uh fifteen hours Ken

[00:01:59] Fifteen hours and you how long do you sleep

[00:02:02] Well I usually get about a four five hour sleep

[00:02:06] Oh I see well that leaves fifteen hours that you watch TV and four or five hours that you how long do you work Uh four or five hours a day or

[00:02:16] Yeah I'll when I work

[00:02:18] Oh there are days when you don't even work you just

[00:02:20] I can't

[00:02:21] Well why not

[00:02:22] I have to watch television

[00:02:27] Oh Well unless you

[00:02:28] I got a TV set in my car too you know that

[00:02:31] In your car

[00:02:31] Yeah

[00:02:32] Well that will have to go right away

[00:02:33] Well they say it's illegal but uh I don't care uh I can't miss uh Godfrey and uh Do you realize I'm missing uh Steve Allen right now

[00:02:43] I had no idea who is this

[00:02:45] This is the longest I've been away from a set in two years

[00:02:48] Steve Allen Is this some friend of yours that you watch television with

[00:02:52] He's on television He's a star

[00:02:54] Well the same way you're on television

[00:02:56] He's a star on television

[00:02:58] He's a star on television What do you mean he's one of the guys that you're hooked with I mean you watch him

[00:03:03] Yeah Yeah

[00:03:04] What does he give you

[00:03:07] Uh entertainment Makes me laugh Makes me forget my worries

[00:03:13] Well you mustn't have any worries at all if you're watching television fifteen hours a day

[00:03:17] Well that's why I came here too and I don't know just why I have 'em uh

[00:03:19] What's your problem

[00:03:20] I shouldn't have any worries because uh television makes me happy again but

[00:03:26] What's your problem

[00:03:28] I'm worried

[00:03:29] About what

[00:03:31] I watch too much television

[00:03:34] If television gives you what you say it gives you

[00:03:37] I can feel PAINS starting right NOW I've gotta have a set

[00:03:40] You've got to have a set

[00:03:41] Turn on that set will you Ken

[00:03:42] No I I that set is is is uh not connected That is not a

[00:03:46] Turn it on will you

[00:03:47] No that is not a

[00:03:48] I'm starting to get these PAINS

[00:03:49] Listen I don't care who's on television right now

[00:03:52] Oh Ken Turn it on

[00:03:53] There's probably nothing but an old late movie

[00:03:55] I don't care

[00:03:56] It's not worth it

[00:03:58] It is Turn it on please

[00:03:59] Listen read this book here try this

[00:04:00] Turn it on

[00:04:01] Here's a little advert company book sound of objects being knocked over Man

[00:04:04] I just gotta get a hold of that set Turn it on struggling Oh these pains are too much

[00:04:07] Alright let me help you let me help you I'll just let you watch for a few seconds there you are click

[00:04:13] Oh oh that's much better

[00:04:15] Alright See what a shameful shameful

[00:04:18] Oh there he is I don't even need the audio you know I don't need the audio Just the video

[00:04:23] Shameful shameful shameful

[00:04:24] Oh that's great

[00:04:26] Oh there's nothing I can do for you

[00:04:28] Feel much better

[00:04:30] Y'know I think you're going to have to give yourself up you're beyond my treatment I think that's all you can do is to just give yourself up

[00:04:39] You can turn it off for a minute now I'll run right home and uh watch it See you later Ken door closes

[00:04:50] Well one of the many problems that I face well wait a minute I I think I'll turn this set on myself My gosh it's beautiful My it's in black and white And there's a lovely musician standing in the center of the screen He's got a guitar And he's got he's all hair