《Otto Titsling》歌词

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[00:04:20] Artist：bette midler

[00:04:20] Songs Title：otto titsling

[00:04:20] Album by: Mud Will Be Flung Tonight

[00:04:20] Artist by: Bette Midler

[00:04:20] This next story is a true story. it concerns to of my favorite subjects: industrial theft . . .

[00:04:20] and-a t-ts! mmm, what a combo! this is the story . . . the inventor of the modern foundation

[00:04:20] Ent that we women wear today was a german scientist and opera lover by the name of otto titsling!

[00:04:20] this is a true story. his name was otto titsling. what happened to otto titsling shouldnt happe

[00:04:20] A schnauzer. its a very sad story. I feel I have to share it with you.

[00:04:20] Otto titsling, inventor and crout,

[00:04:20] Had nothing to get very worked up about.

[00:04:20] His inventions were failures, his future seemed bleak.

[00:04:20] He fled to the opera at least twice a week.

[00:04:20] One night at the opera he saw an aida

[00:04:20] Whos t-ts were so big they would often impede her.

[00:04:20] Bug-eyed he watched her fall into the pit,

[00:04:20] Done in by the weight of those terrible t-ts.

[00:04:20] Oh, my god! there she blows!

[00:04:20] Aerodynamically this b**ch was a mess.

[00:04:20] Otto eye-balled the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds,

[00:04:20] And he suddenly felt the fire or inspiration

[00:04:20] Flood his soul. he knew what he had to do!

[00:04:20] He ran back to his workshop

[00:04:20] Where he futzed and futzed and futzed.

[00:04:20] For otto titsling had found his quest:

[00:04:20] To lift and mold the female breast;

[00:04:20] To point the small ones to the sky;

[00:04:20] To keep the big ones high and dry!

[00:04:20] Every night hed sweat and snort

[00:04:20] Searching for the right support.

[00:04:20] He tried some string and paper clips.

[00:04:20] Hey! he even tried his own two lips!

[00:04:20] Well, he stiched and he slaved

[00:04:20] And he slaved and he stitched

[00:04:20] Until finally one night, in the wee hours of morning,

[00:04:20] Otto arose from his workbench triumphant.

[00:04:20] Yes! he had invented the worlds first

[00:04:20] Over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. hooray!

[00:04:20] Exhausted but ecstatic he ran

[00:04:20] Down the street to the divas house

[00:04:20] Bearing the prototype in his hot little hand.

[00:04:20] Now, the diva did not want to try the darn thing on.

[00:04:20] But, after many initial misgivings,

[00:04:20] She finally did.

[00:04:20] And the sigh of relief that issued forth

[00:04:20] From the divas mouth

[00:04:20] Was so loud that it was mistaken by some

[00:04:20] To be the early onset of the seraken winds

[00:04:20] Which would often roll through the schwarzwald

[00:04:20] With a vengance!

[00:04:20] Ahhhhh-i!

[00:04:20] But little did otto know,

[00:04:20] At the moment of his greatest triumph,

[00:04:20] Lurking under the divas bed

[00:04:20] Was none other than the very worst

[00:04:20] Of the french patentees,

[00:04:20] Phillip debrassiere.

[00:04:20] And phil was watching the scene

[00:04:20] With a great deal of interest!

[00:04:20] Later that night, while our broom hilda slept,

[00:04:20] Into the wardrobe phillip softly crept.

[00:04:20] He fumbled through knickers and corsets galore,

[00:04:20] til he found ottos titsling and he ran out the door.

[00:04:20] Crying, oh, my god! what joy! what bliss!

[00:04:20] Im gonna make me a million from this!

[00:04:20] Every woman in the world will wanna buy one.

[00:04:20] I can have all the goods manufactures in taiwan.

[00:04:20] Oh, thank you!

[00:04:20] The result of this swindle is pointedly clear:

[00:04:20] Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere?