《The Laughing Policeman》歌词

[00:00:00] The Laughing Policeman - Charles Penrose

[00:00:02] Written by：Billie Grey

[00:00:08] I know a fat old policeman

[00:00:10] He's always on our street

[00:00:12] A fat and jolly red faced man

[00:00:14] He really is a treat

[00:00:16] He's too kind for a policeman

[00:00:18] He's never known to frown

[00:00:19] And everybody says

[00:00:21] He is the happiest man in town

[00:00:23] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha

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[00:00:35] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha

[00:00:47] He laughs upon point duty

[00:00:48] He laughs upon his beat

[00:00:50] He laughs at everybody

[00:00:52] When he's walking in the street

[00:00:54] He never can stop laughing

[00:00:56] He says he's never tried

[00:00:58] But once he did arrest a man

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[00:01:02] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha

[00:01:06] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha

[00:01:10] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha

[00:01:14] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha

[00:01:26] His jolly face is wrinkled

[00:01:27] And then he shut his eyes

[00:01:29] He opened his great big mouth

[00:01:31] It was a wonderous size

[00:01:33] He said I must arrest you

[00:01:35] He didn't know what for

[00:01:37] And then he started laughing

[00:01:39] Until he cracked his fat old jaw

[00:01:42] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha

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[00:01:49] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha

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[00:02:05] So if you chance to meet him

[00:02:07] While walking around the town

[00:02:09] Shake him by his fat old hand

[00:02:11] And give him half a crown

[00:02:13] His eyes will beam and sparkle

[00:02:15] He'll gurgle with delight

[00:02:17] And then you'll start him laughing

[00:02:19] With all his blessed might

[00:02:21] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha

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