《The Laughing Policeman》歌词

[00:00:00] The Laughing Policeman (大笑的警察) - Charles Penrose

[00:00:07] I know a fat old policeman

[00:00:09] He's always on our street

[00:00:11] A fat and jolly red faced man

[00:00:13] He really is a treat

[00:00:15] He's too kind for a policeman

[00:00:16] He's never known to frown

[00:00:18] And everybody says

[00:00:19] He is the happiest man in town

[00:00:22] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha

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[00:00:44] He laughs upon point duty

[00:00:46] He laughs upon his beat

[00:00:48] He laughs at everybody

[00:00:49] When he's walking in the street

[00:00:52] He never can stop laughing

[00:00:54] He says he's never tried

[00:00:56] But once he did arrest a man

[00:00:58] And laughed until he cried

[00:01:00] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha

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[00:01:07] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha

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[00:01:22] His jolly face is wrinkled

[00:01:24] And then he shut his eyes

[00:01:26] He opened his great big mouth

[00:01:27] It was a wonderous size

[00:01:29] He said I must arrest you

[00:01:31] He didn't know what for

[00:01:33] And then he started laughing

[00:01:35] Until he cracked his fat old jaw

[00:01:37] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha

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[00:02:00] So if you chance to meet him

[00:02:02] While walking 'round the town

[00:02:04] Shake him by his fat old hand

[00:02:06] And give him half a crown

[00:02:08] His eyes will beam and sparkle

[00:02:09] He'll gurgle with delight

[00:02:11] And then you'll start him laughing

[00:02:13] With all his blessed might

[00:02:15] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha

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