《The Wild Boar》歌词

[00:00:00] The Wild Boar - Flanders & Swann

[00:00:05] If you hear a loud 'whoosh'

[00:00:07] In the African bush

[00:00:09] And an animal comes to the fore

[00:00:11] Who is basically pig

[00:00:13] But more hairy and big

[00:00:15] You will know you have met with a Boar

[00:00:19] You are glued to the spot;

[00:00:20] Will he kill you or not

[00:00:22] No need to have fears about that

[00:00:24] Now he's made you stand fast

[00:00:26] And you're cornered at last

[00:00:28] All he wants is a nice little chat

[00:00:32] But don't be misled;

[00:00:34] Soon you'll wish you were dead

[00:00:36] That instead he was after your gore

[00:00:41] For Oh Oh what a bore he is what a thundering thumping bore

[00:00:51] In monotonous grunts he will tell you of hunts

[00:00:53] Where for days he'd eluded the field

[00:00:56] He will tell you his sow should be farrowing now

[00:00:59] And enlarge on her annual yield

[00:01:01] He will say with an air that for brushing the hair

[00:01:04] His bristle's the elegant thing

[00:01:06] And proudly confide they are after his hide

[00:01:09] For no less a man than a King

[00:01:12] Then a joke he will try as you stifle a sigh

[00:01:16] And deny that you've heard it before

[00:01:20] Thinking Oh Oh what a bore he is what a thundering thumping bore

[00:01:28] As you laugh at his jokes (Ha ha ha ha ha ha)

[00:01:30] 'I'm a popular bloke' he will think

[00:01:33] When you're ready to burst

[00:01:35] Then 'Hello there ' he'll cry

[00:01:37] To each poor passer-by

[00:01:40] The ones that have not seen him first

[00:01:45] For on sight of the beast they will run to the east

[00:01:48] And the north and the west and the south

[00:01:50] And long for the day when his head's on a tray

[00:01:54] With an lemon to stop up his mouth

[00:01:57] They south as they run;

[00:01:58] 'He's an excellent son

[00:02:00] An a wonderful fellow We're sure '

[00:02:05] But Oh Oh what a bore he is what a thundering thumping

[00:02:10] Down-in-the-dump-ing

[00:02:10] (Grunt grunt grunt grunt)

[00:02:12] Thumping bore