《Eeh! Oh! Ooh!》歌词

[00:00:01] Friends pick up that bottle you will finding

[00:00:04] Standing in the centre of your dining room table

[00:00:09] Now examine it carefully and read what it says

[00:00:12] On the very small print on the back of the label

[00:00:15] Note that it's contents are invaluable for pea soup

[00:00:18] Falling ears irritation of the nurglers exterminating socks and preserving eggs

[00:00:24] And that doctors strongly recommend it as a cure for

[00:00:28] The lurgi the on set of the nadgers spots before the

[00:00:32] Ankles soft shoulders pink toenail and acute emulsion on the legs

[00:00:38] So ooooo ow

[00:00:43] If you're turning pimply and your knees are turning blue

[00:00:46] Don't be nervous simply try eeh ah oh oh ooh

[00:00:49] Practice every morning and you'll find that you

[00:00:53] Almost without warning will be eeh oh ah oh ooh

[00:00:56] Combat cure infection with this latest thing

[00:01:00] Follow the directions and ping

[00:01:03] Now the nights are colder you'll find what to do

[00:01:07] Write on the folder just eeh ah oh ooh

[00:01:39] When the plin affects you or you got the flu

[00:01:42] You'll find what protects you is eeh ah nicky nu

[00:01:45] Better than the whisky brandy gin or glue

[00:01:49] Makes your liver frisky does eeh or ah nu

[00:01:53] And for making coffee or for going deaf

[00:01:56] Making me a coffee and ya ha ya ya ha

[00:01:59] So if you get heated don't get in a stew

[00:02:03] Hold your breath be seated and eeh ah oh ooh

[00:02:06] So when your out of kizzel and the rent is due

[00:02:10] Just a tiny spoonful will do

[00:02:15] And oh ah arg oh glug arg arc arg ooh

[00:02:28] Oh oh that's better