《It’s My Nose’s Birthday》歌词

[00:00:00] It's My Nose's Birthday - Jimmy Durante (吉米·杜兰特)

[00:00:03] The other night I'm walking home

[00:00:05] And feelin' so gay

[00:00:07] When I'm walking home I'm always that way

[00:00:10] What a home I got

[00:00:11] The kitchen is delightful the living room is grand

[00:00:15] And the bathroom is out of this world

[00:00:18] Which makes it a little bit inconvenient

[00:00:20] When I opened up my door I got the grandest suprise

[00:00:25] All my friends were there and they began to harmonize

[00:00:29] Happy birthday to Jimmy happy birthday happy birthday

[00:00:32] Wait a minute wait a minute

[00:00:34] Curb your enthusiasm this isn't my birthday yes

[00:00:38] No but it's the birthday of someone near and dear to me

[00:00:43] It's my nose's birthday not mine

[00:00:47] And I'm proud to say the snoz is doin' fine

[00:00:51] My nose was born upon this day in eighteen ninety three

[00:00:55] Exactly two weeks later the stork delivered me

[00:00:59] Was the first time that a nose outweighed the child

[00:01:02] When I was born my dad took one look at my snoz

[00:01:05] And said stork take that back

[00:01:08] Just because our country's emblem is an eagle

[00:01:11] That don't mean we have to raise one

[00:01:13] But in spite of my dad

[00:01:14] The snoz and I are closer than david and pretentious

[00:01:18] Not even a mustache has ever come between us

[00:01:21] I tried to raise a mustache once and what happened

[00:01:24] Nutin'

[00:01:25] It wouldn't grow in the shade

[00:01:27] It's sabotage

[00:01:29] But I'm as happy as I can be

[00:01:33] Cause it's my nose's golden anaversary

[00:01:37] Looking back over the years

[00:01:39] The snoz and I weathered many a storm

[00:01:41] I remember years ago my first train ride

[00:01:45] I was on a lower birth when I decided to call the porter

[00:01:48] So I stuck my nose out through the curtin and what happened

[00:01:52] The porter came by grabbed my snoz

[00:01:54] And before I could pull it back in

[00:01:56] He brused it shined it polished and said

[00:01:59] Now where's the other shoe

[00:02:01] A big tear started to roll down my nose

[00:02:04] And it's a brave tear that will start on a trip like that

[00:02:07] I felt sorry for the snoz

[00:02:10] But I'm proud of 'em

[00:02:11] Why

[00:02:11] I'll tell ya

[00:02:13] The snoz was never unreasonable

[00:02:15] He'd never asked for no french rolled handkerchiefs

[00:02:18] He didn't need no french rolled handkerchiefs

[00:02:20] A whipe of the cuff was enough

[00:02:23] Yes and I'll never forget the time the snoz saved my life

[00:02:27] I was one of those sultry weekends at the beach

[00:02:30] I'm in the water swimming the Australian crawl

[00:02:32] When I find myself face to face with a vicious swordfish

[00:02:36] He was about to attack

[00:02:38] But after taking a second look at me the sordfish said

[00:02:41] I give up you're equiped with a superior weapon

[00:02:44] So ya see

[00:02:45] I'm as happy as I can be

[00:02:49] Cause it's my nose's golden anniversary

[00:02:52] Yes cause it's my nose's golden anniversary